The point of my post was
To not sound smug.
(shadowfax, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 11:17, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

YOU FAILED AT THE 11TH AND 12TH WORD.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 11:18, Reply)

PsychoChomp Has tickets for Glastonbury!,
Smug twat!
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 11:21, Reply)

HELZ YEAH!!!!!!

(PsychoChomp, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 11:23, Reply)

Massive failure
I've not even managed to get tickets for New Model Army (Manchester)

I am pants.
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 11:26, Reply)

Having to pay to get into Glastonbury
is the very antithesis of smugworthiness.

An old pal of mine goes out with Emily Eavis and I could get an AAA pass at the drop of a hat if I so wished - however the prospect of seeing Will Young on the Helmet Stage and having to rush over to the Spastic Stage to catch The Killers (via the cash machine and internet cafe) appeals to me about as much as the prospect of slamming my penis repeatedly in the fridge door.

When they got rid of the Travellers Field Glastonbury ceased to be a festival and became another 3-day gig like Reading. It's shit.

The end.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 11:32, Reply)

couldn't agree more
I love the idea of festivals, but am constantly dry retching at the thought of the huge variety of utter shite that folk lap up at them, particularly Glasto. Add to this the cheek to jowl camping and all the other festival cliches, and i just want to shit myself with despair.

As far as festivals go, i would much prefer the Bloc weekender, Bang Face or even ATP. They seem more focussed on just having a blissed out time to a roster of solid music all within a holiday camp environment. Much more civilised.

Worst offender of all has to be fucking t-in-the-park. the idiots up here go fucking mad for it. every band starts with 'The', there is more mediocrity gathered in one area than is feasible. Take 10,000 neds marinade them in commotion lotion aka buckfast, braise under the summer sky for 24 hours and see what happens.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 13:12, Reply)

I like this.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 11:29, Reply)