Amazingly, not even that
Anything that passes her mouth can be counted as food - even medicine and rain.
(stimpy, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 8:52, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

have her
stick her tongue out, job done!
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 9:01, Reply)

unless she can absorb nutrition (or jizz) through her tongue
then I doubt that will help much
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 9:10, Reply)

fair point..
..but if you just buffed your bulb on her protruding tongue, then sprayed the fuck-juice elsewhere, i'm sure she would still be 'legal'
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 9:13, Reply)

that would be fucking weird though
I'd rather have a handjob or a titwank
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 9:19, Reply)

all three
would be preferable. however, it is am oxymoron to suggest that there is such a thing as a 'bad blowjob', or tongue job, as the case may be.


"she stuck out her tongue, and the fun begun" - captain beefheart
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 9:22, Reply)