Morning all
Today, I have a friend who is taking part in a Sikh ritual. She is fasting from sunrise to moonrise, and by fasting I mean nothing may enter her mouth all day, not even water or medicine. I think it's a slightly nutty ritual, but have promised to help her as much as possible with not eating.

What odd things have you helped people do recently?
(stimpy, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 8:30, 13 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

What about
teh cock?
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 8:39, Reply)

That was my first thought too

( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 8:46, Reply)

Amazingly, not even that
Anything that passes her mouth can be counted as food - even medicine and rain.
(stimpy, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 8:52, Reply)

have her
stick her tongue out, job done!
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 9:01, Reply)

unless she can absorb nutrition (or jizz) through her tongue
then I doubt that will help much
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 9:10, Reply)

fair point..
..but if you just buffed your bulb on her protruding tongue, then sprayed the fuck-juice elsewhere, i'm sure she would still be 'legal'
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 9:13, Reply)

that would be fucking weird though
I'd rather have a handjob or a titwank
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 9:19, Reply)

all three
would be preferable. however, it is am oxymoron to suggest that there is such a thing as a 'bad blowjob', or tongue job, as the case may be.


"she stuck out her tongue, and the fun begun" - captain beefheart
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 9:22, Reply)

Round about the time of a new moon
that wouldn't really be much of a hardship! It's just gone full moon at the moment though.

It must be a right bugger if you have to fast for religious reasons. Imagine being a Muslim in Finland or somewhere equally far north, on a year when Ramadan falls in summertime!
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 8:46, Reply)

They don't have to fast
if it would threaten their health. Even Allah isn't that vengeful.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 8:57, Reply)

not to his own believers anyway

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 9:00, Reply)

Ah well
It's not so bad then.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 9:00, Reply)

Or could they do it between set times?
Say 7am - 8pm, hours of darkness for normal people?
(stimpy, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 9:16, Reply)