OWOWOWOW
I've just booted the side of the door and I think I've broken my toe. There was a loud crack and now my toe is bruised along with a good portion of my foot. Why is it that when you stub your toe it makes you wonder if you were actually goose-stepping about the place to catch it with such force?

Have you injured yourself recently? Or alternatively,
www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQIQa5s0Jm4
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 13:23, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

went into the neighbors yard to pet their dog and stepped into a croocked wrong-hole in the ground.
I twisted my ankle and the top of my foot has been hurting since last week.

I once done did this b3ta.com/talk/6290307
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 13:32, Reply)

that's kind of hilarious
sorry
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 14:14, Reply)

the stars aligned or something because I immediately thought "OW" then "how the fuck" then "Only me"

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 14:46, Reply)

the best thing I've done like that
is as follows.

Was walking along the landing in my house. went past my girlfriend who was bent over looking at something low down. I spanked her across the arse with the book I was holding, but followed through the swing way too much and hit myself in the eye with the spine of the book, really quite hard.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 15:06, Reply)