Off TopicAre you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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this ought to be a QOTW.it'd be one of the best for a good while.
When I was 12, I held an eggtray across my legs so my brother (who was 24) could stab through it with his big fishing knife. He brought it down with some force, however I hadn't opened my legs far enough apart and consequently my left kneecap got in the way. Or more accurately the bit of cartilage just above it.
I screamed like a banshee.
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 16:39,
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I have suggested itthis reminds me of another time, when I was making a bong out of a 500ml vittel bottle. Using a sharp kitchen knife for the task was foolish and I ended up pinning the bottle to the palm of my hand. Still have the scar from that one.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 16:47,
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