Jumpers for goalposts.
Or delivery doors. We used to play footy out the back of some shops where I lived and inevitably the ball would end up in a backyard. In one backyard rather more often. Over time the effects of young lads climbing over become apparent and the top of the wall was rebuilt. Blind young porky didn't notice and pulled the fucking lot down on himself. Ended up in casualty with a wide variety of brick related injuries. And later retired to bed with a new series of belt related ones. Did me no harm though.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 7 Oct 2009, 18:08, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

ah goalposts
my friend and my brother and I decided to "build" some goalposts, usign material stolen from my friends dads business, and some dodgy carpentry skillz.

First shot off the post snapped it in two, and as the bar was plastic, sent the post swinging wildly backwards (and then forwards again) at lightning speed - could have been dangerous if someone was actually in goals at the time
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 18:13, Reply)