Major Tom was a fatuous bucket of clunge
"So here am I floating in my tin can...."
Wouldn't know talent from a Ford Cortina.
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 14:08, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

*shocked*
and I had you down as a lady of taste, class and sophistication!
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 14:09, Reply)

Don't listen to her.
She fucking loves Bowie; just not that song.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 8 Oct 2009, 14:11, Reply)

But... But...
Hhhhhheeeeeeeeeere am I sitting in my tin can.... FAAAAAAAAAR above the something... Planet Earth is blue and there's nothing I can dooooo-ooo-ooo

DUN-DUN-DUN-DA-DUN-DUN *claps*
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 14:13, Reply)

take your protein pills and put your HELMET on
All the lyrical talent of a crusty jizz stain.
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 14:20, Reply)

Sorry Tightly,
I'm none of the above....
Some of Bowie's earlier stuff was ok; like BGB said above, I remember sitting in my teenage bedroom, listening to Bowie in the dark. But Space Oddity in particular makes me spit if I here it on the radio.
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 14:18, Reply)

*crosses you off the list*
It's very hard to get back on the list, I hope you know that.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 14:19, Reply)

*stands by DiTs shoulder*
Yeah Tourettes, you're totally off the list now, watcha gonna do about that then!?
( Bazongaloid, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 14:22, Reply)

*pokes tongue out*

( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 14:23, Reply)

She's not a fan of the Beatles either, you know...

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 8 Oct 2009, 14:22, Reply)

I'm with her on that.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 14:23, Reply)

Oh, The Beatles were so fucking twee
Bunch of nobbers.
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 14:24, Reply)

I will never, ever forgive the Beatles
for allowing that cunt McCartney out of fucking Liverpool. It's embarrassing, watching him trying to be 'hip' and 'groovy' and aaaaargh.

My dad, in a surprising moment of lucidity, once told me that John Lennon was shot by a music lover. And he likes the Beatles.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 14:28, Reply)

See if I care!
*flounces*

/Is cut to the bone.
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 14:22, Reply)

Hehe
'bone'
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 14:23, Reply)

*sniggers behind hand*

( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 14:25, Reply)

RACIST!

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 14:28, Reply)