off work again spazzmo?
you'll be getting a reputation...
allright K? not gonna try and mutilate you this evening...

fear not, the sauce-aversion is not permanent. simply a temporary balance-redressing exercise. i fancy a pint this weekend...a pint of G&T, the pint of champignons.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 8 Oct 2009, 19:41, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I'm just using up my remaining days of holiday allowance before it's reset.

( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 19:45, Reply)

i'll bet you'll be sitting in front of jeremy kyle...
pleasuring yourself...
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 8 Oct 2009, 19:47, Reply)

I don't even have a telescreen

( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 19:52, Reply)

who said anything about a tellyscreen?
i predict you will be cycling to jk's house...
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 8 Oct 2009, 19:54, Reply)

relatively good, trying to make arrangements to retrieve my tailored jacket so I can look AWESOME this weekend
I shall have champagnes this weekend I think
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 19:46, Reply)

A pint of button mushrooms?

( Maladicta, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 20:01, Reply)

It's the choice of champions.

( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 20:07, Reply)

*nyom nyom nyom*
Yes. Yes it is.

Flatmate has just left the kitchen with a pint of ice cream in a pint glass. He is special.
( Maladicta, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 20:08, Reply)

I'm such a terrible shit.
How are YOU?
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 20:01, Reply)

Me?

( Maladicta, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 20:03, Reply)

EVERYONE
especially you
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 20:10, Reply)

I r tired, mostly.
And everyone at work is pregnant, impregnating their wives or on maternity leave. I hate kids and I'm starting to feel left out...
( Maladicta, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 20:16, Reply)

Your ovaries are clanging together
I know this feeling

fear not, this too shall pass
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 20:17, Reply)

My ovaries need to be removed.
It's like there's something in the water!
( Maladicta, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 20:22, Reply)

I think your company needs to hold a seminar on contraception methods

( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 20:18, Reply)

Sounds good to me
as long as they don't try to put me back on the pill. Mal does not like the pill.
( Maladicta, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 20:27, Reply)

the pill makes me :(

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 20:30, Reply)

Same as me.
That's why I stopped taking it - being awake at 3am crying with no idea why is not conducive to mental harmony... don't EVER take Dianette, it's evil.
( Maladicta, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 20:32, Reply)

it makes me double over in cramps and makes me omgbleed for three weeks at a time

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 21:02, Reply)

The blue pill or the red pill?

( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 20:36, Reply)

Whichever one stops you getting pregnant.
Or, crush both and snort.
( Maladicta, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 20:36, Reply)

Take the red pill and transfer yourself into an alternate reality
Transferring oneself into an alternate reality is a fantastic method of contraception.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 20:44, Reply)

That sounds fabulous about now.

( Maladicta, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 20:46, Reply)

watched the matrix t'other evening...
STILL a cracking fillum.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 8 Oct 2009, 20:39, Reply)

^ This.

( Maladicta, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 20:47, Reply)

and i saw the last 45 minutes again last night.
chuffing amazing.
got "the wrestler" on dvd yesterday for 3quid, haven't watched it yet...
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 8 Oct 2009, 20:53, Reply)

I've not seen that yet.
I saw Wanted the other week and that is the shizzle. Absolutely loved it.
( Maladicta, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 20:56, Reply)

that's the jolie/freeman one yeah?
mindtrickery and shit?
remember missing it at the cinema last year, was a bit gutted.
i've got "district 9" on a gigstick (from Gronzo) waiting to be watched too. spending too much time online...
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 8 Oct 2009, 21:06, Reply)

That's the one - well worth a watch! I've got, queued waiting to be watched,
I've got, queued waiting to be watched:
Drawn Together
Moulin Rouge
Episode 1 of Kröd Mandöon from fecking ages ago
InuYasha (plus a couple of episodes from the new series that Flatmate has already seen)
Wall-E
Bean
rather a lot of Pokémon
( Maladicta, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 21:10, Reply)

more offline, less online. that is the answer!
you reminded me that i have wall-e too! and also a short film from which district 9 came.

i also have a growing pile of books to read...
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 8 Oct 2009, 21:22, Reply)

I haven't even started on the books.
Bought all of LOTR and The Hobbit off Amazon last week and they're still in the presentation box...
( Maladicta, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 21:31, Reply)

Don't waste your time then.
Sell them and buy something readable and entertaining.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 21:40, Reply)

Once you get past Fellowship it's plain sailing.
I've read them loads of times but they were my father's copies and he's a) in Wales and b) not speaking to me, so I wanted my own.

Anything else you can recommend, good sir?
( Maladicta, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 21:45, Reply)