I just don't drink any more.
I've had my week's quota with work on Monday and got stealth rickrolled in a bar. No moar alcomahol for me for the time being.
( Maladicta, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 20:02, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Good timing
Kristine has volunteered to drink all the alcohols we're not drinking. I'm sure she can cope with a third person not drinking.

* extends the London-USA hosepipe to Ashford *
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 20:06, Reply)

Just attach it to HS1.
Job's a good'un. And I'm only little so my tolerance is shit, so it won't be too much more alcohol...
( Maladicta, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 20:07, Reply)

* hollows out one of the rails of HS1 to be used as an alcamohol pipemalaline *
* takes care not to use the rail that's used for the orange-juice pipeline *
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 20:10, Reply)

There is one that is both.
It dispenses lovely Buck's Fizz.
( Maladicta, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 20:23, Reply)

DEpending on how the points are switched
you could create a mixture of both.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 20:28, Reply)

*emails operations department*
Let me get back to you on that...
( Maladicta, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 20:30, Reply)

You could also create pipelines in the rails of the other track to increase the range of cocktails.

( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 20:38, Reply)

I'm going to Marketing with this.
Steal it and I'll fuck you up, bruv.
( Maladicta, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 20:47, Reply)

* Switches the points so my train instead of Maladicta's train goes to the marketing department *
And in the meantime, I invent a new cocktail as a result of the switched drinks-pipes.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 21:05, Reply)

Gah!
Foiled again!
( Maladicta, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 21:11, Reply)

Never mind
Let's just drink send Kristine our new cocktail.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 21:14, Reply)

Yes. This.

( Maladicta, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 21:16, Reply)

I can put away quite a bit of champagne

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 20:12, Reply)