Pakis? Wog?
Bert, you fucking idiot.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 8:27, 25 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

True
But I think the real fucking idiot is the one further down the thread advocating telling a comedy website your intimate problems as a genuine solution.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 8:41, Reply)

^this

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 8:45, Reply)

I entirely agree.
The whole thread chafed my sensibilities if I'm honest.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 8:48, Reply)

you have sensibilities?
;-)
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 9:39, Reply)

They're chafing :(

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 10:01, Reply)

sounds uncomfortable

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 10:10, Reply)

You should
use talc! :)
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 9 Oct 2009, 10:14, Reply)

morning
feeling jolly today?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 10:16, Reply)

Always
I'm pretty much constantly jolly - its all the sugar I consume! :D

How are you?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 9 Oct 2009, 10:18, Reply)

I'd noticed :-)
I'm good. happy that it is friday and trying to find some work that needs doing that doesn't require me to use my brain. Unfortunately not too much of it about...
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 10:24, Reply)

Haha is it that obvious?
Hmmm... work that doesn't involve using the brain!? You could help me! I'm currently researching covert GPS tracking equipment and infrared security equipment, I'm not using my brain, I'm using Google! :D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 9 Oct 2009, 10:29, Reply)

perky might be the word I'd employ
I've managed to find a little something to do. dam breach modelling. reasonably interesting and yet easy at the same time. win-win.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 10:30, Reply)

I'm like a small child on red bull! :D
Ah well done, work will make the time fly and before you know it, it'll be lunch time! Woo!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 9 Oct 2009, 10:37, Reply)

I'm certain that is why DiT married you
let's hope so. I get the feeling I'm going to have to do some actual work later on, which will be rubbish.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 10:40, Reply)

by which you mean me?
come on al, have the balls to actually say it...
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Fri 9 Oct 2009, 8:53, Reply)

Yeah I mean you
sorry, was I not explicit enough. I thought it was pretty obvious, but you're obviously not that bright. That said, I'm a bully and a cocksucker apparently so what would I now.

Yes, that's right, you gazzed my second account to tell them what you thought of me. Nice one.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 8:59, Reply)

You're the best sucker of cock I've never met.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 9:00, Reply)

Hahahahahaha
In the words of Homer Simpson... do'h!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 9 Oct 2009, 9:24, Reply)

ooo
who is your second account?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 9:39, Reply)

Monkeysex.

( girlinthehole, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 9:49, Reply)

woah
the whole world has been turned upside down.

How far does the rabbit hole go?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 10:00, Reply)

To Swindon

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 9 Oct 2009, 10:19, Reply)

*gibbers*

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 10:25, Reply)

I'm sorry but I couldn't possibly comment on this post as someone may read it and make a rash decision.
*sarcasms*
( girlinthehole, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 9:05, Reply)

Shut up you silly spick

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 9:18, Reply)