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splendid
I'm also chipper despite being bored. 2.5 hours to go and then I go to visit the vampires.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 13:59,
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Woop!
I am pleased to hear that you're still chipper! :D
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Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 9 Oct 2009, 14:04,
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how could I not be
with your
mindless boundless enthusiasm around?
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 14:07,
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Don't knock mindless
Mindless is ok
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 14:08,
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I know, its kinda catchy isn't it!! :D
You should probably never meet me, I'd almost certainly do your head in!!
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Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 9 Oct 2009, 14:08,
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possibly
I suspect we would get on though.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 14:11,
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She's a real bitch in real life.
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PsychoChomp, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 14:12,
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Its true
I'm a meanie
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Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 9 Oct 2009, 14:14,
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Only to DiT
And he deserves it.
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Bazongaloid, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 14:15,
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*trigger fingers*
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Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 9 Oct 2009, 14:16,
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even more likely
because frankly, I'm a bit of a bastard
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 14:19,
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I'm sure you're not
You're giving blood, that makes you nice doesn't it!?
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Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 9 Oct 2009, 14:29,
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I give blood
and I'm not nice. Just ask Blaireu69, he knows what I'm like.
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Bazongaloid, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 14:36,
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^this
also, doesn't look like I am giving blood any more. Doesn't sound like they've cancelled Mrs V's appointment though so I'm going to go along with her, and when they say she can't donate because her eczema has flared up I'm going to dive in.
I can't see them going for this plan though.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 14:44,
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They tend not to like people
who dive at them spraying blood. They prefer a much more sedate method of collection.
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Bazongaloid, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 14:48,
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where's the fun in that?
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 14:50,
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That was my argument last time
but they still threw me out.
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Bazongaloid, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 14:51,
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are you sure it wasn't because of your foul odour?
or ardour
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 15:00,
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Blimey I was attempting to pay a compliment without sounding like a
pandering mentalist - I won't bother next time.
Also if Blaireu69 doesn't like you then he's no friend of mine. Fact.
EDIT: He is a he isn't he!?
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Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 9 Oct 2009, 14:55,
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Oh look
althegeordie stirring up shit again to get people to validate him on the internet. What a surprise.
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cheeses swept kissed a dog and he liked it., Fri 9 Oct 2009, 14:57,
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Hell yes I am
and proud.
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Bazongaloid, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 14:57,
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*validates*
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Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 9 Oct 2009, 14:59,
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naa, it's not worth it
it's black and white here. cunt or pandering mentalist. you decide how you want to be seen.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 14:57,
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pandering cunt!
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Bazongaloid, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 14:57,
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Fine.
I'll be a cunt then.
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Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 9 Oct 2009, 14:58,
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good choice
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 15:00,
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Why thank you
Where do I get my badge?
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Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 9 Oct 2009, 15:02,
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from a badger
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 15:04,
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Any old badger
or a specific one!?
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Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 9 Oct 2009, 15:06,
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the one below
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 15:09,
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Ba-zing!
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Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 9 Oct 2009, 15:10,
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Here you go

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Bazongaloid, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 15:08,
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I love it
Thank you kind sir! :D
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Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 9 Oct 2009, 15:08,
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You're confusing her with you
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Bazongaloid, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 14:15,
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You'll be happy to know I was called a "posh cunt"
On the way to work this morning.
That's what you get for wearing a tie in some parts of MK
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PsychoChomp, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 14:19,
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What's wrong with MK?
I went through it on a coach recently and it still has a really funny feeling about it. I can't explain it.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 14:22,
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The problem with MK
is that it's a fucking shithole with too many roundabouts.
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Bazongaloid, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 14:23,
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Hmmm
Would that be enough to create the bizarre air about the place?
I wouldn't say it was grim like Hyde...
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 14:25,
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It really does have too many roundabouts
Everytime I used to drive there I seemed to end up taking a different route back home.
I like the MKOne shopping place - I learnt to snowboard there... well, I learnt to fall down snow slopes and hurt my knees there! :)
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Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 9 Oct 2009, 14:28,
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it's very spread out so you can travel through it without seeing many people.
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PsychoChomp, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 14:26,
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that sounds great
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 14:29,
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Do you have to have a car to live there?
I don't mean it's the law, I just mean do most people travel by car rather than walk?
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 14:29,
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I don't
but I live right in the center, if you live anywhere else you need a car.
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PsychoChomp, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 14:30,
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Oh that could be it
That would make me feel empty.
I can't drive either.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 14:31,
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what sort of euphemism am I not getting here?
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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 14:08,
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which part?
I'm donating blood later if that's what you mean
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 14:11,
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ooooooooohhhhh well done you
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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 14:15,
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I have to
they keep pestering me otherwise. My blood type is pretty common, so they use a lot of it.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 14:17,
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I'd like to give blood
but it takes forever to get any out of me, and sometimes they can't even get enough for a blood test.
Then I end up covered in bruises and all dizzy.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 14:20,
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that sucks
my mum was like that, but her blood type is rather rare, so they tend to persevere.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 14:22,
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It does suck
You can feel it sucking your arm.
Urgh...
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 14:23,
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first time I donated some nurse knicked a man's vein twice, he had a shit fit
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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 14:23,
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Urgh...
*rather nauseous*
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 14:24,
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hmm...I've not given blood in a while, I should probably do that
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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 14:23,
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they just called me and told me not to go
because of staff shortages.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 14:25,
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you jammy bastard
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 14:25,
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I don't mind it at all
I've got plenty of blood to go around and don't have a problem with needles.
I've had some horrific bruising from it before though. last time I had a bruise about the size of the top of a pint glass on my arm. have had a bruise all down the vein to my wrist before as well.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 14:27,
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I just saw lots of words I liked there
I really don't know what you said
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 14:30,
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whatever, it's because you've had sex with a man who's had sex with another man after 1976
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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 14:27,
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that didn't stop me before
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 14:29,
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they don't want your mucky blood
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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 14:30,
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too blue for them
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 14:33,
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I only have sex with really old gays.
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Bazongaloid, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 14:30,
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mmmmmmmcrustyluuuube
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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 14:33,
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I have just laughed
out loud.
In real life.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 14:34,
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HURRAH
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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 14:37,
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staff shortages unusually high canniboid levels in your last pint
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 14:33,
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ha
they wouldn't keep inviting me back if that were the case. there are always unusually high levels in my blood.
I figure that they just use to give to constant pot smokers who are in need of transfusion. the shock of blood with no draw in it would probably kill them
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 14:36,
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:)
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