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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I've just read last night's thread
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post535749

WTF? Not once did anyone, not even Beckyletters respond with MTFU. What happened?
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 13:32, 104 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
I really have no idea what you're talking about
and I'm not going to read all that crap.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 13:38, Reply)
There was also no pandering
whatsoever.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 9 Oct 2009, 13:45, Reply)
Sorry, I was at the pub

(PsychoChomp, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 13:49, Reply)
Ah I see
Were your pandering senses tingling?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 9 Oct 2009, 13:50, Reply)
No I was listening to a mate tell me how he systematically ruined a potential relationship
by being a mental.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 13:51, Reply)
Oh dear
How was he being a mental exactly?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 9 Oct 2009, 13:52, Reply)
He wrote her poetry and stuff,
started learning french (she's french but fluent in english) etc etc.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 13:54, Reply)
Oooooh poetry...
bad idea. Tell me this friend of yours, does he had an angular haircut and a fondness for self harming..? WE'VE GOT AN EMO!!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 9 Oct 2009, 13:56, Reply)
Nah he'd like to be considered a beatnik
he's got a beard.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 14:10, Reply)
What he would like to be considered is irrelevant
he sounds like an emo to meeee!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 9 Oct 2009, 14:24, Reply)
he is a bit,
but he's a mate, what can you do/
(PsychoChomp, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 14:25, Reply)
slap some sense into him perhaps

(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 14:29, Reply)
He's bigger than me :(

(PsychoChomp, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 14:30, Reply)
well you
should've eaten your broccoli as a child.
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 14:55, Reply)
you just can't resist it can you?

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 13:50, Reply)
Not when I'm this bored no.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 13:52, Reply)
I know what you mean
I'm so bored one of my shoulder muscles has decided to start aching for something to do
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 13:54, Reply)
I'm still in a chipper mood
despite finding a long hair in my pizza at Pizza Express!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 9 Oct 2009, 13:57, Reply)
Was it blue?

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 13:58, Reply)
Nope, black
I just cut around it and then left it on my plate almost saying 'Ta Dah! Its not my hair'
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 9 Oct 2009, 14:00, Reply)
It's best not to complain if you plan on going back and eating there again

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 14:01, Reply)
My thoughts exactly
There is another Pizza Express 5 minutes further down the road but all the St Pauls tourists go to that one so I much prefer the other one that's hidden from the Americans!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 9 Oct 2009, 14:02, Reply)
Haha
By tonight I'll have done Pizza Express twice in one week.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 14:03, Reply)
Its just so easy
especially with these £10 voucher things they keep emailing out!! They know what they're doing!! :(
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 9 Oct 2009, 14:05, Reply)
I know.
I did Orange Wednesday too.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 14:06, Reply)
Clever stuff!!
I need to get an Orange phone for that reason!! :D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 9 Oct 2009, 14:07, Reply)
Rubbish,
if there's a hair in your food they'll take it back and not have a problem with you. It's only if you're all "HOW ON EARTH DID THIS HAPPEN! LET ME SPEAK TO THE MANAGER"
that they'll be pissed off.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 14:11, Reply)
Not everywhere.

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 14:16, Reply)
Was it one of DiTs pubes?
Because they are a bit unkempt.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 13:58, Reply)
I sincerely hope not
If he has a second job at Pizza Express then he can afford to buy me sexy new knee high winter boots!!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 9 Oct 2009, 14:01, Reply)
He can afford it
he just doesn't love you enough. He told me so.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 14:02, Reply)
chompy will buy you some
he can't resist
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 14:03, Reply)
He's brought them for you though hasn't he??
Tell me!! I bet he got you PVC thigh highs seeing as you are, after all, a dirty bitch!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 9 Oct 2009, 14:04, Reply)
I got matching PVC hot pants.
He can't get enough of them. I had to buy spares as he likes tearing them off with his teeth.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 14:10, Reply)
Yeah I have that problem too
He's like an angry badger in the bedroom, but I don't suppose I need to tell you that!!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 9 Oct 2009, 14:13, Reply)
splendid
I'm also chipper despite being bored. 2.5 hours to go and then I go to visit the vampires.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 13:59, Reply)
Woop!
I am pleased to hear that you're still chipper! :D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 9 Oct 2009, 14:04, Reply)
how could I not be
with your mindless boundless enthusiasm around?
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 14:07, Reply)
Don't knock mindless
Mindless is ok
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 14:08, Reply)
I know, its kinda catchy isn't it!! :D
You should probably never meet me, I'd almost certainly do your head in!!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 9 Oct 2009, 14:08, Reply)
possibly
I suspect we would get on though.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 14:11, Reply)
She's a real bitch in real life.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 14:12, Reply)
Its true
I'm a meanie
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 9 Oct 2009, 14:14, Reply)
Only to DiT
And he deserves it.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 14:15, Reply)
*trigger fingers*

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 9 Oct 2009, 14:16, Reply)
even more likely
because frankly, I'm a bit of a bastard
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 14:19, Reply)
I'm sure you're not
You're giving blood, that makes you nice doesn't it!?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 9 Oct 2009, 14:29, Reply)
I give blood
and I'm not nice. Just ask Blaireu69, he knows what I'm like.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 14:36, Reply)
^this
also, doesn't look like I am giving blood any more. Doesn't sound like they've cancelled Mrs V's appointment though so I'm going to go along with her, and when they say she can't donate because her eczema has flared up I'm going to dive in.

I can't see them going for this plan though.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 14:44, Reply)
They tend not to like people
who dive at them spraying blood. They prefer a much more sedate method of collection.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 14:48, Reply)
where's the fun in that?

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 14:50, Reply)
That was my argument last time
but they still threw me out.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 14:51, Reply)
are you sure it wasn't because of your foul odour?
or ardour
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 15:00, Reply)
Blimey I was attempting to pay a compliment without sounding like a
pandering mentalist - I won't bother next time.

Also if Blaireu69 doesn't like you then he's no friend of mine. Fact.

EDIT: He is a he isn't he!?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 9 Oct 2009, 14:55, Reply)
Oh look
althegeordie stirring up shit again to get people to validate him on the internet. What a surprise.
(cheeses swept kissed a dog and he liked it., Fri 9 Oct 2009, 14:57, Reply)
Hell yes I am
and proud.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 14:57, Reply)
*validates*

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 9 Oct 2009, 14:59, Reply)
naa, it's not worth it
it's black and white here. cunt or pandering mentalist. you decide how you want to be seen.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 14:57, Reply)
pandering cunt!

(Bazongaloid, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 14:57, Reply)
Fine.
I'll be a cunt then.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 9 Oct 2009, 14:58, Reply)
good choice

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 15:00, Reply)
Why thank you
Where do I get my badge?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 9 Oct 2009, 15:02, Reply)
from a badger

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 15:04, Reply)
Any old badger
or a specific one!?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 9 Oct 2009, 15:06, Reply)
the one below

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 15:09, Reply)
Ba-zing!

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 9 Oct 2009, 15:10, Reply)
Here you go

(Bazongaloid, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 15:08, Reply)
I love it
Thank you kind sir! :D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 9 Oct 2009, 15:08, Reply)
You're confusing her with you

(Bazongaloid, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 14:15, Reply)
You'll be happy to know I was called a "posh cunt"
On the way to work this morning.
That's what you get for wearing a tie in some parts of MK
(PsychoChomp, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 14:19, Reply)
What's wrong with MK?
I went through it on a coach recently and it still has a really funny feeling about it. I can't explain it.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 14:22, Reply)
The problem with MK
is that it's a fucking shithole with too many roundabouts.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 14:23, Reply)
Hmmm
Would that be enough to create the bizarre air about the place?
I wouldn't say it was grim like Hyde...
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 14:25, Reply)
It really does have too many roundabouts
Everytime I used to drive there I seemed to end up taking a different route back home.

I like the MKOne shopping place - I learnt to snowboard there... well, I learnt to fall down snow slopes and hurt my knees there! :)
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 9 Oct 2009, 14:28, Reply)
it's very spread out so you can travel through it without seeing many people.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 14:26, Reply)
that sounds great

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 14:29, Reply)
Do you have to have a car to live there?
I don't mean it's the law, I just mean do most people travel by car rather than walk?
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 14:29, Reply)
I don't
but I live right in the center, if you live anywhere else you need a car.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 14:30, Reply)
Oh that could be it
That would make me feel empty.
I can't drive either.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 14:31, Reply)
what sort of euphemism am I not getting here?

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 14:08, Reply)
which part?
I'm donating blood later if that's what you mean
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 14:11, Reply)
ooooooooohhhhh well done you

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 14:15, Reply)
I have to
they keep pestering me otherwise. My blood type is pretty common, so they use a lot of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 14:17, Reply)
I'd like to give blood
but it takes forever to get any out of me, and sometimes they can't even get enough for a blood test.
Then I end up covered in bruises and all dizzy.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 14:20, Reply)
that sucks
my mum was like that, but her blood type is rather rare, so they tend to persevere.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 14:22, Reply)
It does suck
You can feel it sucking your arm.
Urgh...
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 14:23, Reply)
first time I donated some nurse knicked a man's vein twice, he had a shit fit

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 14:23, Reply)
Urgh...
*rather nauseous*
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 14:24, Reply)
hmm...I've not given blood in a while, I should probably do that

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 14:23, Reply)
they just called me and told me not to go
because of staff shortages.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 14:25, Reply)
you jammy bastard

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 14:25, Reply)
I don't mind it at all
I've got plenty of blood to go around and don't have a problem with needles.

I've had some horrific bruising from it before though. last time I had a bruise about the size of the top of a pint glass on my arm. have had a bruise all down the vein to my wrist before as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 14:27, Reply)
I just saw lots of words I liked there
I really don't know what you said
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 14:30, Reply)
whatever, it's because you've had sex with a man who's had sex with another man after 1976

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 14:27, Reply)
that didn't stop me before

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 14:29, Reply)
they don't want your mucky blood

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 14:30, Reply)
too blue for them

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 14:33, Reply)
I only have sex with really old gays.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 14:30, Reply)
mmmmmmmcrustyluuuube

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 14:33, Reply)
I have just laughed
out loud.
In real life.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 14:34, Reply)
HURRAH

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 14:37, Reply)

staff shortages unusually high canniboid levels in your last pint
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 14:33, Reply)
ha
they wouldn't keep inviting me back if that were the case. there are always unusually high levels in my blood.

I figure that they just use to give to constant pot smokers who are in need of transfusion. the shock of blood with no draw in it would probably kill them
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 14:36, Reply)
:)

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 14:37, Reply)

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