I have been a member for 4 years, 11 months and 16 days
And have never received any rancour, animosity, disapprobrium or otherwise for my admittedly sporadic contributions.

If you want an Aunt Sally, chuck the fucking lot at me right now while I nip round to Tesco before it closes.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 21:35, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

We're all scared of you because you use words like disapprobrium.

( girlinthehole, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 21:37, Reply)

i ain't SCARED of him, he's from the south of the county.
i reckon i could ruffle his hair or give him a chinese burn if push came to shove...
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 11 Oct 2009, 21:41, Reply)

Apropros of
the statistical data contained within that post, I've been a member for 4 years 11 months and 7 days. What twist of fate led us both to pledge our souls to this godforsaken place within 9 days?
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 21:47, Reply)

Well that was pretty weak...
I was expecting a whole bitch slappin' explosion.

Am I really so insignificant that I don't even merit a VC/Poppet stylee sledging?

I'm DOWN, B3TA bullies. Kick me, I'm DOWN.

(Please bear in mind that this is being done in irony and I'm NOT going to Hampstead Heath.)
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 22:11, Reply)

*pretends to be a bully*
*kicks*

HAPPY now?
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 11 Oct 2009, 22:14, Reply)

Oof!
Yer Bugger.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 22:24, Reply)

*pretends a bit more*
*administers chinese burn and ruffles hair*
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 11 Oct 2009, 22:28, Reply)

I have very little hair to ruffle.
It's all there, y'understand, just extremely short.

Another distinguishing feature for Friday - has short hair.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 22:53, Reply)