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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Fings aint what they used to be......Usually I make breakfat on Sunday and take it up to bed for porkess and myself to enjoy before a nice cuddle and lie in. Due to the recent removal of cast and pins I can't carry a laden tray so the porkess has been ever so kind. So. Yesterday after much clattering in the kitchen (just to make me feel more guilty) she arrives upstairs with the tray. Check it out.
1. Fresh orange juice - check
2. Large mug of latte (strong) - check
3. Empty plate - Check.
She'd forgotten the cheese and tomato filled hot croissants. How the hell am I supposed to lie in bed looking smug without my croissants?
Standards are slipping I tell you.
(, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:03, 11 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
that's reserved for the laydeez(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:13,
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it was a concious decision and I'm sticking by it(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:24,
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"you need a dick in your ass, is what you need"best overheard sentence ever"
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Lisette von Falcon, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:28,
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I suspect that is something I do not need(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:29,
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Do not *want*, I'll grantI think the question of need should be left to trained professionals.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:37,
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Oh man, i'm so sorry for you, I really am. Is there anything I can do to help? Just call me mate, i'll be there.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 15:43,
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I Laughed out loud.Gonzo - guaranteed to add the required levity.
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