Only joke I've been sent today
Michael Jackson was a bit miffed in heaven when Steven Gately arrived. He thought that someone from boys home was coming.

Sorry, I know it's shite.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:46, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Got a limerick by text yesterday:
There was a wee singer called Gately
Who hasn't been singing much lately
After a bottle of rum
And a cock up his bum
His trip to the sun ended fatally.

Of course I don't find this to be humorous in the slightest...
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 15:06, Reply)

It was first thought....
that Stephen Gately had died in a motorbike accident as his helmet was found to be covered in skidmarks.
(Kia Ora it's 2 orangey 4 crows, it's just 4 me and my dog, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 15:16, Reply)

What's
pink and goes round and round on the carousel at Gatwick?

Steven Gately's suitcase.
(dchurch bah, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 22:22, Reply)