got pissed up on booze
on thursday as i had the day off on friday....smoked a fair bit of some nice bud called 'cheese', too much actually....went into kitchen, made 2 toasts with pate, then i made a a huge bowl of rice noodles with curry sauce, that were still al dente. the a bowl of Clusters for dessert, and a few biccies and cheese, and a bag of crisps... Went to bed, then woke with a start 4 hours later, 'Doing a Gately'.

Vomit was rushing to escape as i rushed to the toilet. One barf was contained, but the second barf, just 2 steps from the toilet bowl, found a semblance of freedom out of my nose. Things started to go in slow motion as i attempted a modicum of decorum and tried to lift the toilet seat, but mistakenly put the lid down. This split second mistake was the difference between, mess and no mess. The toilet lid was brown with runny stomach stew, i flipped the lid up and heaved what seemed like several gallons of stinking brown effluence into the bog pan.. I didn't even dare put the light on to review my handywork. I flushed my shame away.

Reeling and picking bits of noodle out my teeth, i put the lid back down to reveal a curried Jackson Pollok leering back at me. I wasn't fussed, because the thought of having to clean up what i had just expelled into the toilet did not bear thinking about.

Drunk + fat bastard = regret
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 15:31, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Great stuff.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 15:48, Reply)

that cheese is pokey weed for sure
I have also smoked 'blue cheese'. It's all a bit silly, isn't it?


EDIT and that was a beautifully-told anecdote that perfectly captured the essence of the 'panic chunder'. Good work
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 16:04, Reply)

ha
yes, it is a bit silly. silly and expensive, but when it's as good as that, they can call it whatever they like!

I would love to get a hold of a nice bit of solid, some afghani black or some temple ball.

Watched a great program on Teachers TV on Saturday, Drugs and the Brain, it was about cannabis, excellent program. I came away from it with, more knowledge about smoke than when it started and an overwhelming desire for a joint. Apparently your brain comes pre-loaded with receptors for cannibinoids
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 16:10, Reply)

I had some squidgy afghani stuff the other night
it was a nice change from the green, but not that nice ;-)
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 16:12, Reply)

Aha
I have access to Afghan black, Manali charas and some blond Moroccan at the moment - and that's just the hash. There's also Swazi bush, some generic skunk and some Jamaican.

It's frankly ridiculous
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 16:17, Reply)

we can mostly get hold of generic skunk, albeit of a pretty decent quality
I'm not a connoisseur, I just like to smoke loads of it
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 16:19, Reply)

I suppose I'm a bit of both
A friend of a friend developed his own strain of bud called ESP - if you ever get offered it, buy all that your dealer has. It is fucking beautiful - totally unique in aroma, akin to church incense more than weed, tastes fantastic and with the most wonderful high. I think it was a Cannabis Cup entrant one year.
Should've won, in my opinion.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 16:23, Reply)

nice
I fully support No3L's notion that we all get together with music and pot and kill a weekend btw
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 16:24, Reply)

It's an excellent idea

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 16:28, Reply)

i concur,
not sure if the missus would sanction a drug fuelled weekend away with bearded internet strangers though ;-)
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 16:29, Reply)

what is there to disapprove of?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 16:30, Reply)

that DOES sound a trifle iffy
when you put it like that
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 16:30, Reply)

mmmm
i'm a willing test subject incidentally!

You're cup truly runneth over with all that loveliness. i can only get bud from a friend in england who jiffy bags the stuff up to me. But it is well pricey...the cheese was £100 for a half oz. I have had the Charas before from the legendary BUDMONKEY, website, if anyone remembers that?

The Charas was really nice...sometimes its nice to get stoned without a white knuckle, THC fuelled 'ride with the devil'. just sometimes though ;-)
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 16:28, Reply)

You'd have thought
that the UK home growing boom would have sent prices plummeting but it seems not, eh? Very disappointing....
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 16:32, Reply)

I've noticed a slight rise in price recently
it's been £20 per eighth pretty consistently for years (down here at least) and has snuck up to £25 again recently. with not much discount for bulk
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 16:38, Reply)

absolutely,
i take it the prices down your way are 'high' as well and i'm not being ripped off?
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 16:40, Reply)

sadly this is correct
My main source is close to 'importer level' so you'd think I'd get it for bugger all, but you'd be wrong, sadly.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 17:12, Reply)

it's an outrage
my main source is only bloody emigrating to Australia in a few months. A mutual friend is taking over apparently....
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 17:21, Reply)