I l;ike supergrass in the mornings

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 21:06, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I'll listen to most things on the way into work
although death metal tends to send me in there spoiling for a fight...
( Maladicta, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 21:08, Reply)

The only thing I listen to on my way to work
is the guy at the security gate making up yet another reason for why I need to show him my pass.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 21:11, Reply)

If the one on our front desk (we share our building with two other companies)
makes any more comments about "ooo, she's been shopping again!" when I come back from my lunch with milk or something, I am going to cunt him in the fuck. Nosy old bugger.
( Maladicta, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 21:13, Reply)

You should cone in with an unusual outfit
or some unusual items just to see what sort of reaction you'd get.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 21:39, Reply)

Oh, why is there not an Ann Summers in Trashford?
That'd shut him up.
( Maladicta, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 21:46, Reply)

Im lucky enough to never have worked for a company with a security guy at the front desk

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 21:23, Reply)

Nowardays
I make it a point just to cycle past the gate before he can say anything. As I come in every day, he won't feel guilty for letting in someone he shouldn't.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 21:39, Reply)

And you just know that if you forgot it one day
he'd pretend to not know you.

We get A Letter if we forget ours once, and a Letter for our manager if we do it twice!
( Maladicta, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 21:46, Reply)

Security
I find that using the old jedi mind trick works with the weak minded (i.e. security guards).

Must practice the Alec Guinness hand wave more...
( HSDriver was probably still at work on, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 21:59, Reply)

Works a treat down the station - don't even need to show a pass or tix now!
They just know me because of my job (and because of Flatmate).
( Maladicta, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 22:01, Reply)

Openings
Some of us have super special tickets that open all the barriers and doors anyway :-p

But I'm lazy so I wait until the gateline staff open them for me.

^{(And I believe the nearest Ann Summers is in Maidstone... not that I know exactly where, mind you...)}
( HSDriver was probably still at work on, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 22:05, Reply)

They know me by sight now so it doesn't matter :)
I've never been to Maidstone...
( Maladicta, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 22:25, Reply)