I'm in that stage
of trying to make "made a fancysmanchy spreadsheet" sound professional and inspiring.

I am almost making myself vomit with the amount of rubbish CV talk I am spewing
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 22:37, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

It's not easy, especially if you feel like you're overselling yourself.
Maybe put it to one side and wait until inspiration strikes.

Are you dole at the moment or just looking to advance your career?
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Mon 12 Oct 2009, 22:39, Reply)

Well my work
refuse to give me a measly £500 raise even though I am on considerably less than everyone else and was described as my manager as "the backbone of the department" well they can wibble about like invertebrates because I've had enough. The job I've seen has the exact same job title I have now and pays 2500 more.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 22:43, Reply)

Stick it to the man
Stick it in his arse.
( Captain V, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 22:52, Reply)

What Capt V said ^
Sounds like they need to be cnuted in the funk.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Mon 12 Oct 2009, 22:57, Reply)

I am pretty racked off
*angry badgering*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 22:59, Reply)

It's understandable...
...I assume they know the score with you? If they're prepared to give everyone else raises except you then either they're banking on you putting up and shutting up or they expect you to vacate the role.

If its the latter then they'll have to fork out the same to advertise or pay a recruiter. Makes no sense to me.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Mon 12 Oct 2009, 23:02, Reply)

They know the score
the excuse was loads of crap about "kPIs" and no raises would be given until these were implemented and achieved. Obviously my own inititive and implementation of several (frankly brilliant) new processes count for nothing
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 23:09, Reply)