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because you are fundamentally flawed as a human?
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 16:05,
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Yep.
That sounds about right.
By poor taste, I am referring to the first two. The third one I might actually have gotten right for once.
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Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 16:10,
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is he an emo?
if so, poor taste
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 16:14,
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He's got the fringe, he wears the skinny jeans
and he can be more of a girl than me sometimes. That's about it. The other two though - super emo.
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Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 16:16,
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So the first one wearrs skinny jeans and has a twatty fringe
but the other two are
super emo. Fucking hell.
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Bazongaloid, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 16:20,
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Precisely.
PRECISELY
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Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 16:21,
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I used to have a 'friend' that was a super emo
We called him 'Lord of the Emos' as he was so full of piercings and twatty black fringy hair and wristbands... sooo many wristbands. He was also in an emo band and I had to go to a few of his 'performances'. He cried at the end of every song.
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Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 13 Oct 2009, 16:26,
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Okay, so why did you marry him?
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Bazongaloid, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 16:27,
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Hahahaha
I actually didn't see that one coming so well done you. :)
DiT was emo before there were emos... you should ask him to show you 'the pictures' one day!
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Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 13 Oct 2009, 16:29,
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fucking emos
with their stupid jeans and plimsolls. they are clearly lacking in every skill that makes someone a man.
namely: beard growing, fire making, chilli cooking, boot wearing.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 16:31,
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I agree.
I always said I would never go out with a man that could fit in smaller clothes than me, a size 8 man is just wrong on many, many levels.
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Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 13 Oct 2009, 16:33,
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I actually fulfilled all the emo criteria back in the day
before they were properly invented. I had dyed black hair, nail varnish, eye shadow, teenage angst, bad poetry etc.
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Bazongaloid, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 16:37,
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oh dear....
I was a proper fat metaller. Long hair, metallica t shirt, jeans, DMs
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 16:38,
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Before the emo stage
I had dreadlocks down almost to my nipples
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Bazongaloid, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 16:43,
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down almost to extending from
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 16:45,
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Hahahahaha
You're funneh.
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Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 13 Oct 2009, 16:46,
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All I read there was 'nipples'
and I passed out like a young girl at an Elvis concert when he thrusts
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Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 13 Oct 2009, 16:51,
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Wait a minute...
Are you DiT?? *fears*
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Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 13 Oct 2009, 16:39,
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Well, have you ever seen the two of use together?
I think not.
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Bazongaloid, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 16:43,
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This is very true
OH MY GOD!!
I'D KNOW THOSE TRIGGER FINGERS ANYWHERE!!
THE HORROR!!
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Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 13 Oct 2009, 16:47,
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You see, all those jokes
about us doing it are even funnier now that you know that I AM in fact already your husband.
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Bazongaloid, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 16:48,
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Exhunctly
Al, you
are my husbandddd!
*lightsabres*
Nooooooooooooo!
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Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 13 Oct 2009, 16:50,
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that makes me feel a bit less guilty
for banging your fiancée
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 16:50,
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We have now entered...
The Twilight Zone
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Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 13 Oct 2009, 16:52,
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indeed
Exeter is full of fucking emos. and chavs. and students. I'm amazed I don't kill more often.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 16:37,
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Haha
Never go to Salisbury either!
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Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 13 Oct 2009, 16:42,
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salisbury was just full of the old
admittedly when I was last there I'd had no sleep and had pretty much chain smoked a million cigarettes
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 16:45,
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Haha you should be there on a Friday night
or in the wee small hours on a Saturday morning... The Chapel... thats where its at! When I say 'its' I mean Night Cops!
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Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 13 Oct 2009, 16:49,
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heh
I will try and avoid it
seeing as mostly avoid going out where I live at the moment this shouldn't be too hard.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 16:51,
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Are you
typing with one hand at the moment or have you been possessed by the spirit of Ceefax?
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Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 13 Oct 2009, 16:55,
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I'm not entirely sure
(I would like to draw attention to roota saying to AA further down this page that his bellend looks like Ian Hislop)
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 16:57,
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Why would he be wanking at the thought of Salisbury?
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Bazongaloid, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 16:57,
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Why do you assume I mean wanking?
Dear lord, your mind is in the gutter again isn't it - he could have simply been having a 'mens adjustment'...
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Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 13 Oct 2009, 16:59,
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I'm still confused
what makes you think that?
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 17:00,
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Why else would you type one handed?
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Bazongaloid, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 17:00,
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Who knows, many reasons!
Anyhoo, now I have sufficiently confused you both I'm off to view flats, perchance to rent.
Laters fools!
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Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 13 Oct 2009, 17:03,
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typical woman
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 17:04,
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