Today, I overdosed on small emo boys.
Spotted one in the library (a boy from my lectures I'm slightly attracted to) at the same time as texting another (my ex) and thinking about a third (the guy I'm seeing). Far too much fringe and piercings at once.

What have you had too much of recently? More importantly, why do I have such poor taste?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 16:05, 99 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

because you are fundamentally flawed as a human?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 16:05, Reply)

Yep.
That sounds about right.
By poor taste, I am referring to the first two. The third one I might actually have gotten right for once.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 16:10, Reply)

is he an emo?
if so, poor taste
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 16:14, Reply)

He's got the fringe, he wears the skinny jeans
and he can be more of a girl than me sometimes. That's about it. The other two though - super emo.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 16:16, Reply)

So the first one wearrs skinny jeans and has a twatty fringe
but the other two are super emo. Fucking hell.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 16:20, Reply)

Precisely.
PRECISELY
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 16:21, Reply)

I used to have a 'friend' that was a super emo
We called him 'Lord of the Emos' as he was so full of piercings and twatty black fringy hair and wristbands... sooo many wristbands. He was also in an emo band and I had to go to a few of his 'performances'. He cried at the end of every song.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 13 Oct 2009, 16:26, Reply)

Okay, so why did you marry him?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 16:27, Reply)

Hahahaha
I actually didn't see that one coming so well done you. :)

DiT was emo before there were emos... you should ask him to show you 'the pictures' one day!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 13 Oct 2009, 16:29, Reply)

fucking emos
with their stupid jeans and plimsolls. they are clearly lacking in every skill that makes someone a man.

namely: beard growing, fire making, chilli cooking, boot wearing.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 16:31, Reply)

I agree.
I always said I would never go out with a man that could fit in smaller clothes than me, a size 8 man is just wrong on many, many levels.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 13 Oct 2009, 16:33, Reply)

I actually fulfilled all the emo criteria back in the day
before they were properly invented. I had dyed black hair, nail varnish, eye shadow, teenage angst, bad poetry etc.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 16:37, Reply)

oh dear....
I was a proper fat metaller. Long hair, metallica t shirt, jeans, DMs
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 16:38, Reply)

Before the emo stage
I had dreadlocks down almost to my nipples
(Bazongaloid, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 16:43, Reply)

down almost to extending from
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 16:45, Reply)

Hahahahaha
You're funneh.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 13 Oct 2009, 16:46, Reply)

All I read there was 'nipples'
and I passed out like a young girl at an Elvis concert when he thrusts
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 13 Oct 2009, 16:51, Reply)

Wait a minute...
Are you DiT?? *fears*
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 13 Oct 2009, 16:39, Reply)

Well, have you ever seen the two of use together?
I think not.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 16:43, Reply)

This is very true
OH MY GOD!!

I'D KNOW THOSE TRIGGER FINGERS ANYWHERE!!

THE HORROR!!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 13 Oct 2009, 16:47, Reply)

You see, all those jokes
about us doing it are even funnier now that you know that I AM in fact already your husband.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 16:48, Reply)

Exhunctly
Al, you are my husbandddd!

*lightsabres*

Nooooooooooooo!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 13 Oct 2009, 16:50, Reply)

that makes me feel a bit less guilty
for banging your fiancée
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 16:50, Reply)

We have now entered...
The Twilight Zone
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 13 Oct 2009, 16:52, Reply)

indeed
Exeter is full of fucking emos. and chavs. and students. I'm amazed I don't kill more often.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 16:37, Reply)

Haha
Never go to Salisbury either!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 13 Oct 2009, 16:42, Reply)

salisbury was just full of the old
admittedly when I was last there I'd had no sleep and had pretty much chain smoked a million cigarettes
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 16:45, Reply)

Haha you should be there on a Friday night
or in the wee small hours on a Saturday morning... The Chapel... thats where its at! When I say 'its' I mean Night Cops!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 13 Oct 2009, 16:49, Reply)

heh
I will try and avoid it

seeing as mostly avoid going out where I live at the moment this shouldn't be too hard.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 16:51, Reply)

Are you
typing with one hand at the moment or have you been possessed by the spirit of Ceefax?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 13 Oct 2009, 16:55, Reply)

I'm not entirely sure
(I would like to draw attention to roota saying to AA further down this page that his bellend looks like Ian Hislop)
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 16:57, Reply)

Why would he be wanking at the thought of Salisbury?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 16:57, Reply)

Why do you assume I mean wanking?
Dear lord, your mind is in the gutter again isn't it - he could have simply been having a 'mens adjustment'...
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 13 Oct 2009, 16:59, Reply)

I'm still confused
what makes you think that?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 17:00, Reply)

Why else would you type one handed?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 17:00, Reply)

Who knows, many reasons!
Anyhoo, now I have sufficiently confused you both I'm off to view flats, perchance to rent.

Laters fools!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 13 Oct 2009, 17:03, Reply)

typical woman

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 17:04, Reply)

On Saturday
I had too much Port. A few of us were drinking it, but between me and another lad, we drank about 3/4 of it, along with a lot of Carlsberg Export. Wasn't the best really.

And as for the the poor taste, I can only blame it on being a child!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 16:07, Reply)

If purple had a taste
it would taste like Port.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 16:09, Reply)

Malibu tastes like yellow.
At least I think it was malibu.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 16:10, Reply)

Because you can't resist the cock.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 16:09, Reply)

that's a bit accusatory
coming from you
( djtrialprice, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 16:10, Reply)

True
but everyone knows I'm a hypocrite.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 16:13, Reply)

All women have shit taste in men,
I have decided.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 16:09, Reply)

You included?

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 16:11, Reply)

That jokes not funny anymore.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 16:12, Reply)

No, it really is.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 16:12, Reply)

^this

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 16:14, Reply)

^^ this
Almost as funny as poor use of an apostrophe.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Tue 13 Oct 2009, 16:16, Reply)

I've not been here for a while.
I'm a little behind.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 16:13, Reply)

In many ways
I don't think it was ever funny. But that's hardly the point.
( djtrialprice, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 16:13, Reply)

shut up EMOBOY

(Bazongaloid, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 16:14, Reply)

I'll cry and cut myself
then I'll come and air all my problems on OT for months and months.

THEN you'll be sorry.
( djtrialprice, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 16:15, Reply)

HA HA

(Bazongaloid, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 16:12, Reply)

Alcohol free Becks
Why? Because I picked up the wrong case of beer in a hurry.

*facepalms*
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Tue 13 Oct 2009, 16:10, Reply)

That stuff is rough

( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 16:13, Reply)

It's rough indeed...
...Like beer, with all the taste and falling down goodness taken out. Which as far as I'm concerned, is wee.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Tue 13 Oct 2009, 16:19, Reply)

Oh you poor sod.
Give it to some 15 year olds and see how "drunk" they get.
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 16:15, Reply)

I've had too much coffee
this morning and am now bouncing off walls.
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 16:12, Reply)

I have too much emo fringe at present
No really, it's starting to piss me off. And the fact that I have to have regular hair cuts now. I'm not a fan!
( djtrialprice, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 16:12, Reply)

Hair cuts are stupidly expensive.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 16:14, Reply)

especially since having had long hair
I'm addicted to going to salons. The conversation about what you actually want done instead of just, "Short back and sides?", the complimentary filter coffee, the wash and head massage by a jailbait trainee, the decent haircut once you're done...

I have problems.
( djtrialprice, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 16:18, Reply)

You should go and give that penis back
it clearly ended up on the wrong person.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 16:18, Reply)

you'll only miss it
once it's gone
( djtrialprice, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 16:21, Reply)

I already miss it.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 16:22, Reply)

tell you what
if you don't bring your bird to the next bash, I won't bring mine either.
( djtrialprice, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 16:27, Reply)

I don't bring her very often
It's just sometimes it's hard to lose her on the way.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 16:28, Reply)

hahaha
she knows not to trust you. I have been to one in ages, must remember to keep checking the calendar.
( djtrialprice, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 16:30, Reply)

Do you talk to them?
I always sit there in awkward silence.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 16:20, Reply)

I don't talk to the head masseuse
as I'm enjoying it too much (not in a sexual way). But the stylist yeah, I make with the funtime smalltalk chat.
( djtrialprice, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 16:28, Reply)

I try sometimes but it just fizzles out,
I generally don't want to distract them while they have the potential to make me look stupider than usual.

You have a head masseuse? Interesting
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 16:39, Reply)

My (male) friend likes haircuts
because the massage they give your head turns him on.

I apparently could also do a reasonable head massage.

ON HIS FUCKING CRANIUM NOT THE OTHER HEAD GAWD WHAT DO YOU TAKE ME FOR
(that came later)
(and again. more double entendres)
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 17:02, Reply)

£9 is not stupidly expensive

(Bazongaloid, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 16:18, Reply)

You're also not a woman.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 16:19, Reply)

We have no proof that you are either.
Indeed, in light of this weeks jailing I think we should be extremely suspicious of anyone claiming to be anything on this website.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 16:21, Reply)

This is true.
Maybe I am a small emo boy.

Maybe you're not really a geordie... oh wait.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 16:24, Reply)

I detect sarcasm there

(Bazongaloid, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 16:25, Reply)

You should go and see Therapy?
with Enzyme on the 26th. He's a lovely chap.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 16:26, Reply)

make sure there is no supervision though
otherwise it won't work?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 16:32, Reply)

*applause*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 16:37, Reply)

Too much wine
I have reduced the fattening food in my diet so that there's more room for wine. I actually have.

And Applebite, I don't think you have poor taste. I think those little emo boys are quite cute. If I were younger they'd probably be my type.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 16:15, Reply)

.
younger more desperate
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 16:18, Reply)

my type being forced to pleasure me in my sex dungeon
(Bazongaloid, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 16:19, Reply)

my sex dungeon the middle of the street
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 16:20, Reply)

You pair of bastards
Stop telling my business on the internet.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 16:28, Reply)

business cavernous minge
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 16:29, Reply)

Nooo!
There's already a cavernous minge round here. I don't wanna step on anyone's toes minge.

You're always going on about my minge you. You mingepiece. You piece o' minge.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 16:32, Reply)

I can't help it
The bastard thing echoes!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 16:48, Reply)

yeah well,
Your bellend looks like Ian Hislop.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 16:54, Reply)

Yeah well
You look like Ian Hislop, therefore my penis.

Haha!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 17:08, Reply)

I look like Pubert Addams
and well you know it
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 17:19, Reply)

As a way of amusing myself
I've been growing my hair since early July, it's now pretty long. I've decided not to cut it until the bash next month, so that when pictures undoubtedly appear, Bert will think that he is justified in calling me an Emo girl.

Don't worry, I'm not sure why it's a good idea either...
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 16:17, Reply)

Blargh I had too much sleep
Well, only 4 hours.
AND STILL MISSED THE FUCKING SEMINAR.

I'm genuinely really upset. I love those lessons.

In other news, I was in a friend's block a few nights ago. Saw what I thought was a rather nice specimen, pretty, kind of pixie like.
He then stood up.
He might have been my height, or even smaller.
Whoops.

(I'm barely 5' 3")
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 16:59, Reply)

I had seven hours sleep last night
And still fell asleep in every lecture today.

Oh my, and I thought I went for the short ones.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 17:06, Reply)

Awww, are you having a good time?
I love it here. Were it not for the bash and my doctors I don't think I'd come home.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 17:09, Reply)

I am LOVING IT
Good to hear you are too.
Bash? Have you decided to come to the Manchester one then?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 17:19, Reply)

Yurp, I'm coming up
God help you all!
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 17:19, Reply)

Woo!
and yay.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 17:30, Reply)

glad you are both enjoying it
uni was fucking awesome. aside from being skint much of the time, there was a lot of freedom to do ridiculous things.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 17:32, Reply)