I'm going swimming tonight
followed by eating sausage, mash and beans.

What are you up to, you bunch of ravenous stoats.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 17:09, 25 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

fuck all
possibly take to my wanking chariot at about 8pm and watch Watchmen in high def, whilst nomming an 'all butter' croissant.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 17:13, Reply)

by 'all butter'
do you mean 'jizz-filled'?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 17:14, Reply)

why of course
i see that you are familiar with this variety also.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 17:16, Reply)

I'm the god-damn croissant factory, motherfucker

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 17:22, Reply)

going to see my very good friend's band
he who played bass for Death in Vegas. They're extremely competent and a fantastic bunch of people but the music isn't quite my thing, if I am totally honest....
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 17:13, Reply)

what sort of stuff are they?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 17:14, Reply)

female vocal guitar pop would cover it
Not bad, but you know the weird shit I'm into - they're just too 'normal' for my taste
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 17:19, Reply)

fair enough
fit singer?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 17:21, Reply)

mate's wife
but yeah not bad. I lived with her younger sister for nearly six years...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 17:23, Reply)

heckle them, shout abuse
and possibly fire a pint of piss at them, all in jest of course ;-)
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 17:18, Reply)

...with a smile on my face....
They'll get the joke I'm sure.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 17:20, Reply)

I've never
actually fired a pint of piss at anyone, never mind a band on stage. Maybe i'll wait till David Bowie plays again......although I dont fancy paying over £100 for the privelige.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 17:23, Reply)

I'll buy half your ticket, no problem
I personally will be throwing an old pair of tights at him with a shit in each foot, like bolas

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bolas
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 17:26, Reply)

I'm pleased I know what bolas are in advance
because that is a fucking fantastic image :-D
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 17:29, Reply)

I've been planning it for years
Incidentally, ever seen the 'Bowie' episode of Flight of the Conchords?

I found it to be fucking hilarious.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 17:42, Reply)

I have seen that
very good
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 17:46, Reply)

Nipple anttena!

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 17:50, Reply)

My day's just starting and I'm about to get on
the phone to potential clients. I may need to make breakfast first though, as I'm starving.

And tonight will be 2 hours at the pub, followed by coming home to a crockpot full of stew and I'll probably watch a film of some kind.
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 17:16, Reply)

Making Lasagne
And going to see a lovely young lady.

Yep, that's all. Makes a change, all I did last night was play on the new Batman game (it's fucking awesome)
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 17:18, Reply)

Oh yum!
I love homemade lasagne and it's on my "things to cook at some point" list.
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 17:23, Reply)

lasagne is awesome
I tend to go in for experimental lasagne, liking making it with steak rather than mince, and haivng layers of roasted vegetables and stuff in it.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 17:30, Reply)

i made awesome lasagne at the weekend, the best i've made in years.
don't really know what i did differently, apart from adding very finely chopped air-dried smoked pork sausage to the mince.
and lots of red wine, reduced down to nommy goodness.
there are 4 portions of it in the freezer now, after we gorged ourselves on it on sunday evening.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Tue 13 Oct 2009, 17:53, Reply)

the pork sausage sounds like a good move
nom nom nom
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 17:56, Reply)

yeah, deffo! added a certain meatiness. i always use some balsamic vinager as the wine is reducing.
depth of flavour is where it's at!
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Tue 13 Oct 2009, 18:07, Reply)

I experimented at the weekend with chicken enchilada
casserole and it was all of the win!
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 18:08, Reply)