To paraphrase a recent Family Guy
QOTW > Oh boy, our very own troll!
THE INTERNET > But QOTW, you'll need to feed him every day...
QOTW > What do you eat, troll?
TROLL > ATTENTION!
QOTW > Your QOTW failures archive is soooo funny, you're the best
TROLL > STILL HUNGRY!
( chart cat has an itch, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 8:57, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Haha!
This thread could be his mid-morning snack.
( girlinthehole, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 9:05, Reply)

I am the troll
or is the AB the troll? I am a little confused.
(bad_advice QOTW survivor from the first trollocost!, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 9:06, Reply)

AB (to me is the troll)
Keep the profile. Don't change the name. It should be... amusing.
(stimpy, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 9:08, Reply)

It's not you
You're the one chucking breadcrumbs at him though
( chart cat has an itch, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 9:18, Reply)

You are right
but, surely it is polite to give a little attention to someone who shows so much effort. I worry this is all there is to his life.
(bad_advice QOTW survivor from the first trollocost!, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 10:55, Reply)

Perhaps.
But knowing the man, he probably doesn't care either way.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 14 Oct 2009, 11:01, Reply)