Simple and fluffy
I get my rats out for a cuddle. I've trained them (or they're used to me enough now) that that one will stay curled up on my neck and one will stay in the crook of my elbow, wrapped up and fuzzy. Those two bundles of fluff always make me feel happy.

Also, I sometimes put a courgette down my trousers and pretend I'm a bloke.
(stimpy, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 9:11, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Is 'rats' code for 'tits'?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 9:12, Reply)

where i come from,
rat is an unsubtle code for a woman's ladygarden, eg:

"show us yer rat"
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 9:16, Reply)

Where about is that?
I'll have to remember in case I go there!

I have two fancy rats, two balls of fluffy madness. They're very sweet... you can't catch them to get them out of the cage. Then they refuse to go back in (ok, this is starting to sound like tits...).
(stimpy, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 9:20, Reply)

They sounded like tits in your first post.
*points*
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 9:20, Reply)

Tits on my neck
Mmm, saggy
(stimpy, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 9:24, Reply)

Well, one of them.
It's certainly a mental mental image.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 9:25, Reply)

Just a bit
Roll up, roll up, come see the amazing freaky tits lady!
(stimpy, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 9:28, Reply)

I likes 'em furry.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 9:29, Reply)

I'll fetch me chest wig

(stimpy, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 9:32, Reply)

The heart-attack capital of Europe,
Glasgow
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 9:22, Reply)

thats funny
i dont ever remember it ever being heard to as a "rat", and I lived there for 15 years.
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 10:26, Reply)