Biscuit?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 22:26, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

no thanks dear, just finished my dinner.
you okay? apart from the vomiting dog, that is.
if it's any consolation to you i got a fair amount of human faeces on me today. and wee too. and also some general scroff.
the joys of being a Plumber.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 14 Oct 2009, 22:30, Reply)

How did that make you feel?

( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 22:33, Reply)

Shitty!
Thank you, I'll be here all week, make sure to tip your waitress...
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 22:35, Reply)

WITH POO!
Not really, that's a little harsh. Give her cookies
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 22:40, Reply)

Chocolate chip ones.
Or a hob nob.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 22:41, Reply)

Chocolate Oreos you fool
Edit: Dear god I posted 2 packets of hobnobs to the States yesterday. £10 fucking postage cost. Not fucking amused.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 22:41, Reply)

TEN FUCKING QUID?
You could've *flown* them over!
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 22:46, Reply)

Well they did go by airmail, but I made sure it was small enough to go at small packet rate and light enough as well
880G to the United states of Zombieland is 10 fucking pounds.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 22:49, Reply)

I'll tell her to use a more efficient anti-perspirant

( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 22:40, Reply)

*covers baldy face*
Wruagrgh!
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 22:41, Reply)

it made me feel like i was working for a living.
but not in a good way.
or a bad way, for that matter.
it's one thing getting your own shit under your finger nails, entirely another when it belongs to someone else.
which makes me wonder (not "think", merely "wonder"), bearing in mind that the law says that once you have put something in a skip (that you are paying for) it is no longer your property but that of the skip-licensee, does your own shit still belong to you once you have flushed?
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 14 Oct 2009, 22:51, Reply)

According to the same logic
it would belong to the water authority?
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 22:56, Reply)

yeah, that's what i was thinking.
for sure it becomes their legal responsibility after the flush carries it beyond the inspection chamber/man-hole but as for actual ownership? what if someone (suffering from an extreme form of anal-retention?) wanted it back? d'ya reckon it could be made to stand up in court? fnaar-fnaar...
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 14 Oct 2009, 23:02, Reply)