Oh yes
When I was having a smear she couldn't get the thingy in, so I said "Gimme some Pinot Grigio and put the Kings of Leon on. You'll have no trouble."

Red wine just makes me sleepy. White wine makes me 'rum'.

I definitely posted too much personal info on the internet there...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 13:23, 1 reply, 17 years ago)

*pops into HMV after Oddbins*
EDIT: btw I think BGB's just called you a 'lady garcon'....a bit rude, no?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 13:24, Reply)

Don't forget the chemist.
Also ninja edit.
( girlinthehole, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 13:26, Reply)

Chemist
For a speculum?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 13:31, Reply)

Erm.....if you like.

( girlinthehole, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 13:34, Reply)

No.
I get it now!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 13:43, Reply)

I think it's a lovely term

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 13:32, Reply)