I shall throw in a (possibly slightly esoteric) suggestion of
Miranda Richardson.

I know she's probably almost old enough to be my mother, but I think she's still looking pretty good for her age and I imagine she'd be a good laugh.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 13:29, 1 reply, 17 years ago)

I think you just described me there.

( girlinthehole, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 13:31, Reply)

Quick, while Monty's still in Oddbins!
So...um...do you come here often?
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 13:32, Reply)

*door crashes open*
WHAT'S GOING ON HERE THEN?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 13:43, Reply)

Um..it's nothing, it's nothing...it's not what it looks like...
...she'll wake up in a minute. Or two. Or fifteen...
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 13:44, Reply)

Nothing!
He was just getting something out of my eye.
( girlinthehole, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 13:44, Reply)

putting something INTO your eye more like
or are you one of those people who can cry milk?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 13:47, Reply)

Yes, absolutely
She can cry entire penises sometimes...(that's my excuse, anyway)
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 13:53, Reply)

A rare talent

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 13:54, Reply)

One of many.

( girlinthehole, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 13:56, Reply)