Greetings Maladelica
If your boots are heavy enough, they can flatten the uneven bumps.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 19:48, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

That depends on whether I'm in a bad mood
and I've previously discovered that death metal should not be listened to before work. I'm more concerned I'd stagger since I seem to walk like Bambi in them...

They look good though.
( Maladicta, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 19:50, Reply)

They'd look better
if you were a computer rendering - the boots would probably have greater emphasis. Or perhaps even be self-illuminating.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 19:53, Reply)

I like this idea. I may insist a rendering of me is drawn, with flappy silk coat
and a gun of some description. As long as I can find someone to do such a thing.
( Maladicta, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 19:56, Reply)

Try the webbly mk. IV officers side arm

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 20:00, Reply)

Sounds good.
Not too heavy, and easily reloadable!

(Aside: most hilariously ingenious reload technique, ever)
( Maladicta, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 20:08, Reply)

I could probably hack together an algorithm for simulating the physics of a flappy coat
and with luck, even add in an easter-egg or two. Perhaps the back of the coat could be a portal into another dimension.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 20:05, Reply)

Or something that says something random from a certain angle.

( Maladicta, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 20:09, Reply)

Would that be a means of enticing people to get closer to your coat
so that they can discover the inter-dimensional portal at the back?
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 20:21, Reply)

The coat is awesome enough as it is.
I point it out to people in real life enough "isn't this coat great?" Even better with the Coat of Awesome....

However, in the rendered world, I would entice dudes into my coat as a way of despatching them to the alternate dimension of Barry Manilow.
( Maladicta, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 20:30, Reply)