You jest...
but I think you are right there. I hate lots of things but i'm quite happy. When you know what you hate you can avoid those things. People go to shopping malls and go on package holidays and put too much time/money into Christmas and end up miserable without thinking about why they are miserable.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 16:05, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

to the outsider it would appear that I am regularly spitting bile
because of how much I hate a lot of things, but in my head I know that while they are annoying and stupid they don't actually affect me. The outpouring of hatred does keep me calm and happy though.

sounds weird and wrong I expect. It's hard to explain properly.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 16:07, Reply)

Makes perfect sense
how do you fancy taking over the world with me? I have an ancient air-rifle and the most recent copy of Viz, if you can bring some Jaffa cakes we should be in power by next week.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 16:11, Reply)

there's jaffa cakes in the office kitchen!

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 16:14, Reply)

Right, time for a bloodless coup
just smotherings...bagsy I get to do in Mandleson
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 16:25, Reply)

go for it
although I can't promise anything on the bloodless front.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 16:27, Reply)