I've sniggered along with a bunch of posts on qotw this week
and shaken my head at some others. This one is ridiculous though

www.b3ta.com/questions/coldfish/post542384
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:41, 75 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Why are you getting so angry about it?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:44, Reply)

I'm not
I just find it ridiculous.

I tell people to shut the fuck up even when I'm not angry
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:45, Reply)

You are angry, and now you're in Denial,
I don't think this is about baked potatos at all, do you want to talk about it?
(PsychoChomp, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:47, Reply)

we need to get some more people in here
I don't feel comfortable doing unsupervised peer group therapy without more people.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:48, Reply)

Is that because you have intimacy issues?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:49, Reply)

could be.
would you like me to talk about it?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:50, Reply)

Only if you're comfortable to,
just remember, I'm not going to judge you.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:52, Reply)

not going to judge me?
who are you, and what have you done with psychochomp?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:53, Reply)

he's going to put a dick in your arse

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:55, Reply)

uh oh

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:55, Reply)

stop cock blocking me Kristine.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:55, Reply)

so you are trying to put a dick in my ass?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 16:01, Reply)

Not a real one
Just a strap-on. She doesn't have a real dick.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 16:02, Reply)

I was going to strap him down for you but if it's like that then nevermind

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 16:03, Reply)

woah
this is all becoming a little too unusual and confusing

and I was already confused
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 16:04, Reply)

We're trying to enlighten you, boo

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 16:06, Reply)

boo?
argh
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 16:07, Reply)

This is the quickest I have lost interest in a QOTW
When it started, I thought it would be great but it has turned into lists of things people dont like. Who gives a shit? I dont like jacket potatoes that much but not enough to bore anyone with the details.

Ah well, 'tis only the internet.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:50, Reply)

That's because I got the first post,
it was bound to go downhill from there.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:51, Reply)

Were you waiting for it to change or was it just a fluke?

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:52, Reply)

I hired a chinese sweat shop to all try to get the first post, I then took it for myself.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:56, Reply)

LIEZ!!!!111

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:59, Reply)

I shouldn't be shocked
but how rapid people are about mundane things has surprised me somewhat. Particularly things that are easily avoided.

I know I have a bit of a rant about things (Bono) fair frequently, but I mostly I just don't listen to U2
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:52, Reply)

Agreed, especially when they HATE tv shows or certain celebrities
here's an idea; turn the fucking tv off, stop reading tabloid newspapers and go for a walk/read a book/do something constructive.

But then i'm a massive idiot for reading their drivel in the first place.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:56, Reply)

I hate a lot of things
and I have concluded that this is what makes me generally such a happy and positive person.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 16:01, Reply)

You jest...
but I think you are right there. I hate lots of things but i'm quite happy. When you know what you hate you can avoid those things. People go to shopping malls and go on package holidays and put too much time/money into Christmas and end up miserable without thinking about why they are miserable.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 16:05, Reply)

to the outsider it would appear that I am regularly spitting bile
because of how much I hate a lot of things, but in my head I know that while they are annoying and stupid they don't actually affect me. The outpouring of hatred does keep me calm and happy though.

sounds weird and wrong I expect. It's hard to explain properly.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 16:07, Reply)

Makes perfect sense
how do you fancy taking over the world with me? I have an ancient air-rifle and the most recent copy of Viz, if you can bring some Jaffa cakes we should be in power by next week.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 16:11, Reply)

there's jaffa cakes in the office kitchen!

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 16:14, Reply)

Right, time for a bloodless coup
just smotherings...bagsy I get to do in Mandleson
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 16:25, Reply)

go for it
although I can't promise anything on the bloodless front.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 16:27, Reply)

you copied that idea
from 'Why Don't You', didn't you?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 16:03, Reply)

Ha Ha! That's a good indicator or your age!
anyone under 30 is likely to have no idea what you are talking about there.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 16:07, Reply)

I'm under 30
and I know what it is
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 16:07, Reply)

Oh
Well i'll just shut the fuck up then
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 16:09, Reply)

People who complain
that children's television is rubbish now but used to be brilliant have clearly forgotten about that show. Christ it was shit.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 16:11, Reply)

you know what else was shit?
blue peter. never liked it.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 16:11, Reply)

it was fucking terrible
It was no Crackerjack, for sure
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 16:27, Reply)

The one with the big forehead from Ant&Dec was in it
they showed a clip (on some shitty before they were famous thing) of him making a tasty treat which involved that squirty cream and a digestive biscuit.

Ewww, soggy biscuit
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 16:13, Reply)

damn right
I'm not that far from 30 though, so you aren't far off
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 16:11, Reply)

im 37 next month
why dont you was shit, but it had that hand rolled feel about and you were left thinking that you could have done better. Highlights for me included the wonderfully schizophrenic friendly, Wurzel Gummidge, the non-PC and social services alerting, Stig of the Dump but my highlight had to be Play School. Briant Caaaaant is a genius

I was also a huge fan Glen Michael's Cavalcade the closest thing there was to Nickelodeon...viewers in england may not have a fucking scooby what i am talking about though
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 16:18, Reply)

Oddly enough
With the things in my small rant, that is exactly what I try to do. Apart from when it's shoved in my face. Then I punch it.
(stimpy, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 16:40, Reply)

so we just complain about shit we don't like?
I could cover five fucking pages myself

to begin with Tom Cruise, what's up with him, eh? Top Gun was shit
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:54, Reply)

SHUT UP!
Top Gun is teh shit
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:56, Reply)

teh
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:57, Reply)

Top Gun is just plain shit
PS your reply to the post linked to above is absolutely bang on - but what's a 'pototo'...?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:58, Reply)

'Pototo' sounds like a president
"So far there has been no comment from President Pototo."
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:59, Reply)

Indeed.
He's the president of Gabon, I believe.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 16:02, Reply)

No, that's Omar Bongo
You're thinking of the Congo.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 16:05, Reply)

*sighs wistfully*
I'm always thinking of the Congo.


Black Lace - what a band. What. A. Band.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 16:09, Reply)

No, You're thinking of Shake Shake Shake Senora!
Shake your body right.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 16:11, Reply)

I am.
all de time.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 16:11, Reply)

No. You're thinking of under de sea!
*tuts*
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 16:13, Reply)

I LOVE Bruce Willis' songs

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 16:32, Reply)

No, You're thinking of Aretha Franklin,,,
*pulls hair out*
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 16:40, Reply)

yeah, I LOVE Sister Sledge
'do you remember me'


Ace.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 16:42, Reply)

Not Kayleigh
No...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 16:47, Reply)

potato
pototo, let's call the whole thing off.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 17:36, Reply)

*sings*
Under the bo-o-ar-d-walk, down by the seeee-ee-ea, yeah!
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 16:41, Reply)

it's that band wot sung "Africa" in the 80's
innit
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 16:00, Reply)

it's a cross between one of the teletubbies and that shit band that did Hold the line

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 16:00, Reply)

Top Gun is The Best Film Ever
Apart from Ghostbusters, Transformers and Labyrinth
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 16:12, Reply)

*clears throat*
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 16:14, Reply)

UP YOURS.
How dare you use Picard against me? HOW DARE YOU?!
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 16:16, Reply)

you got SERVED

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 16:19, Reply)

It's quite clearly this:
www.imdb.com/title/tt0066214/

as any fule kno
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 16:30, Reply)

Oh no Mr Tights
I can't believe you like such drivel. Who's off the list now, eh?
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 16:18, Reply)

I could never be off any list.
My name was written down. In Pen.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 16:19, Reply)

Well, I've got a great big bottle of
white correction fluid that says you're off the list. Top Gun is for 12 year old girls, and as for Ghostbusters - what a pile if puerile piss. The only decent thing Dan Ackroyd's been in is The Blues Brothers. So there!

*pokes tongue out*
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 16:46, Reply)

wrong
ghostbusters is full of thinly veiled knob jokes
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 16:48, Reply)

I love Ghostbusters
but using 'it is full of thinly veiled knob jokes' as an argument against it being puerile is bit of a non-starter, I fear
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 16:55, Reply)

I've clicked this hard in the face.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 20:48, Reply)

for a moment I read that as "Thinly veined knob jokes".
Which is an accurate description.
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 16:56, Reply)

*shocked breath*
You can't cover me in white fluid! I shan't have it!
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 16:53, Reply)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
*hums Benny Hill tune*

*chases Tightly with industrial size vat of sticky white fluid*
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 16:57, Reply)