you know all those complicated financial derivatives
that bankers optimistically thought were safer than they actually were? I write financial pricing and risk management software for large global banks, financial instutions and governments.

the credit crunch is not my fault
( djtrialprice, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 17:11, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Of course not
I imagine you got copies of your reports back with TL;DR scrawled on them with vintage red thickened with cocaine
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 17:14, Reply)

it's only the traders who make the extortionate money in the banking sector
it's only the bankers who have the coke problem. I work for a software house, we sell stuff that traders / risk managers use. We don't get to see any class As round our parts :(
( djtrialprice, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 17:18, Reply)

hahaha
just looked up TL;DR
( djtrialprice, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 17:20, Reply)

Its the first line of defence for the lazy
Anyways I'm surprised a Internets savvy chap like yourself didn't already know that. You must attract a high class of posts
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 17:25, Reply)

interwebs savvy
nah, I just mash the keyboard with my webbed Fife fingers and get very lucky.
( djtrialprice, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 17:28, Reply)

Its had you in good stead so far

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 17:29, Reply)

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( djtrialprice, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 17:32, Reply)