Dear Al,
I know you put a lot of time and effort into finding the campest bicycle you possibly could, so there's a part of me that's sorry for bringing this to your attention.

Please don't rub all the skin off.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:02, 18 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Aww
You took all that time and effort to find that lovely link for Al and he's not even posted thank you!!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:30, Reply)

I NO RITE!?!!
He just doesn't care any more.

*sniff*
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:31, Reply)

There there
Don't cry
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:32, Reply)

It's because I don't have a saddle.
He only cares about saddles.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:36, Reply)

Oh I'm sorry wookie
It's a lovely link and I'm very pleased with it. I only didn't reply sooner because I have this pesky thing called a job, where they expect me to do things, rather than just paying me to scratch my balls like I would prefer.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:41, Reply)

Hahaha
Work?? What is this work of which you speak?!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:43, Reply)

Haha you didn't speak of 'work', you spoke of 'job' didn't you!
I multi-task quite well. At the moment I'm doing this, printing standard letters, writing a helpsheet and booking flights to Amsterdam! :D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:46, Reply)

Wookers, please post the picture of Al: Britain's Fattest Man here on this thread.
It's brilliant. And true.
( thealternativefact, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:54, Reply)

Thanks
that's the last time I'm nice to your tits.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:57, Reply)

No no no... you don't understand.
It's not you.
But it is.
( thealternativefact, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:58, Reply)

Oh, if I must.
It is a startling likeness.


(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:14, Reply)

(Bazongaloid, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:21, Reply)

(Bazongaloid, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:21, Reply)

(Bazongaloid, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:21, Reply)

(Bazongaloid, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:21, Reply)

(Bazongaloid, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:21, Reply)

Ha.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:23, Reply)

Indeed

( thealternativefact, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:39, Reply)