Man, I'd be so upset I'd have to go and kick some dogs until they sicked rainbows.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 16:29, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

specifically
dogs pugs
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 16:32, Reply)

You can't upset a pug by kicking it,
They just fly off on a crinkly adventure with *put put put put* Citroen 2CV engine noises coming from their bottoms. They scream with happiness as they fly.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 16:35, Reply)

Hmm....clearly this is a theory I MUST test

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 16:44, Reply)

You'd only miss, HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN ABOUT YOUR CO-ORDINATION ILLNESS KRISTINE?!!?

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 16:52, Reply)

I always forget :(
*falls*
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 16:53, Reply)

Don't worry, I'LL CATCH YOU!
on the second bounce.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 16:57, Reply)

You can't bounce if you crash through

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 16:59, Reply)

Then my work here isdoneWHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 17:02, Reply)

I've done that already.
It didn't help.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 16:32, Reply)

Did you have a ROUSING game of mono-twister?
and then curled in the floor sheet, like some sort of spotted piss-proof duvet?
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 16:37, Reply)

that I failed to do. How remiss of me.
That should raise the spirits no end.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 16:42, Reply)

Don't forget to do one of those shudder-cries in the dark where loads of snog hangs off your face and you try and reason with yourself but it just sounds like WABBELBLABBELBLEEE!!

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 16:54, Reply)

I'll try not to forget

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 17:29, Reply)