easy tiger!
you know what the swedish folks say?
"there's no such thing as bad weather, only the wrong clothes."
fuck that shit is what I say!
the next swedish person i meet is gonna get cunted in the fuck.
unless it's Ulrika-ka-ka-ka in which case the situation may well be reversed.

i've been fitting a swedish kitchen today.
i am tired and aching and dusty and off for a short but hot bath.
back soon kids!
;-)
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 19:34, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Ulrika-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-CARPET BURNS!
Also, I completely misread "Swedish kitchen" as "Swedish kitten" and pictured the Viking kittens from rathergood in my head. It was awesome.
( Maladicta, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 19:35, Reply)

floofhalla!

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 19:53, Reply)

I want to go there where I die!
Like in Meaning of Life where it's Christmas every day in heaven, in Floofhalla it's always fluffeh tiem!
( Maladicta, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 19:57, Reply)

just then,
A man naked from the waist up (but with the word shirt written on his chest in lipstick) and wielding a ghetto blaster said "Fluffeh time is a state of mind more than anything else"
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 20:07, Reply)

And it went ... wherever I did go!

( Maladicta, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 20:09, Reply)

spurred on
by the kind of madness that comes from living off Benzedrine and Colemans mustard eaten with undue haste.
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 20:15, Reply)

And marker pen fumes.
I have scribbled on an old copy of Heat and amused myself greatly in the process.
( Maladicta, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 20:16, Reply)

it looks like the making of a good novel here

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 20:20, Reply)

Or, just drawing cocks on the heads of people I don't like.
I did a SFW version on the train to London on Saturday where I turned some people in a car into pirates.
( Maladicta, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 20:28, Reply)

yarrhh
avast me hearties free copies of the metro now aboard
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 20:38, Reply)

ARRRGH MATEY!

( Maladicta, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 20:53, Reply)