I'll scratch you




with my DEVILS HORNS OF AWESOME WHEN WE SEE DIO!
(Bazongaloid, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 21:58, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Everytime you mention DIO I wet my pants.
I'M RUNNING OUT OF PANTS.
( thealternativefact, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 21:59, Reply)

There were an awful lot of wet pants
at the SPANDAU BALLET GIG I WENT TO LAST NIGHT!!!!!
(Bazongaloid, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:01, Reply)

Did you climb through the barricades?

( thealternativefact, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:04, Reply)

He was just following his instinction.

( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:05, Reply)

Their communciation
threatened to let them down, but they grabbed a lifeline, and, well, to cut a long story short, it was gold. It's all true.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:08, Reply)

Did they paint it down?
Quite frankly I'm amazed at my own knowledge of their first album.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:09, Reply)

I don't think so
they did Reformation and Virgin and Man in Chains and Only When You Leave and Chant No. 1 and With The Pride and their new one and it was just AWESOME!
(Bazongaloid, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:11, Reply)

But they are still old and fat

( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:12, Reply)

I'm disgusted at that remark
their age or corpulence has nothing whatsoever to do with their ability to make good music.
Never has and never will.

Shame on you for even considering it Chickenlady.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:15, Reply)

You know she's right Al, she can use the word corpulence correctly in a sentence
*is quietly impressed*
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:16, Reply)

Is that not
a sentence?
(Bazongaloid, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:19, Reply)

Ninjas
You seriously expect my brain to function properly on a Wednesday?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:23, Reply)

I was too shocked to respond.
You're making some outrageous comments here tonight.
( thealternativefact, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:16, Reply)

It's my shoes
they're in a fetching shade of outraged from Tunbridge Wells Red.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:18, Reply)

Can you walk in them?

( thealternativefact, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:20, Reply)

Good grief no,
these are Bedroom Shoes.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:21, Reply)

They are wonderfully shiny though

(Bazongaloid, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:20, Reply)

A bit of spit and polish always keeps them buffed up nicely.

( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:21, Reply)

And now they need to trip upstairs
and snuggle up next to the thigh high boots while I go to bed.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:20, Reply)

But they are AWESOME
and old and fat.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:16, Reply)

OMG someone I work with is there right now
I think I was more excited for her than she was :)
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:06, Reply)

What?
Middle aged women need to work their pelvic floors?
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:10, Reply)

Ask your mrs.


OH NO DIDN'T!
(Bazongaloid, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:12, Reply)

Ping pong balls

( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:13, Reply)

Wields bat...

(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:14, Reply)

Oh god my eyes
I'll never look at you the same way again
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:15, Reply)

Me neither
I'm incredibly aroused right now.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:16, Reply)

Could be worse...
...this could be about Spakka's cock.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:17, Reply)

*looks for photographic evidence*

( thealternativefact, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:18, Reply)

None of the photos came out
as they got covered in pre cum
(Bazongaloid, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:20, Reply)

Sorry about that

( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:24, Reply)

*Pop*
*ducks ping pong ball*
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:25, Reply)

Crikey love!
You managed to score a direct slamdunk in that pint glass on the coffee table.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:26, Reply)

Mind the dog
Oh you spastic
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:26, Reply)

We don't have a dog...
...but our next door neighbour does.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:27, Reply)

Put it down!
I've told you about that before and the stains take forever to come out of the carpet.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:28, Reply)

HAAAAAAAA
PJM got told off
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:33, Reply)