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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I'd like to retract my apology to SpimfFor he is in fact a bit of a fucking twat. Schoolboy errors of using the same password for your regular account and meat puppet are there to be made fun of.
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 21:49,
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MWAHAHAHAHAHAH!Attention seeking? Now would that be people with tattoos and piercings, or pretentious twats on the internet?
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Or even all of the abovewith a heady mix of autism to throw into it
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 21:54,
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Scratch the autism, and that's me(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 21:56,
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Everytime you mention DIO I wet my pants.I'M RUNNING OUT OF PANTS.
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thealternativefact, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 21:59,
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There were an awful lot of wet pantsat the SPANDAU BALLET GIG I WENT TO LAST NIGHT!!!!!
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He was just following his instinction.(
chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:05,
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Their communciationthreatened to let them down, but they grabbed a lifeline, and, well, to cut a long story short, it was gold. It's all true.
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Did they paint it down?Quite frankly I'm amazed at my own knowledge of their first album.
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:09,
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I don't think sothey did Reformation and Virgin and Man in Chains and Only When You Leave and Chant No. 1 and With The Pride and their new one and it was just AWESOME!
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But they are still old and fat(
chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:12,
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I'm disgusted at that remarktheir age or corpulence has nothing whatsoever to do with their ability to make good music.
Never has and never will.
Shame on you for even considering it Chickenlady.
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:15,
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You know she's right Al, she can use the word corpulence correctly in a sentence*is quietly impressed*
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:16,
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NinjasYou seriously expect my brain to function properly on a Wednesday?
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:23,
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I was too shocked to respond.You're making some outrageous comments here tonight.
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thealternativefact, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:16,
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It's my shoesthey're in a fetching shade of outraged from Tunbridge Wells Red.
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:18,
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Good grief no,these are Bedroom Shoes.
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:21,
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A bit of spit and polish always keeps them buffed up nicely.(
chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:21,
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And now they need to trip upstairsand snuggle up next to the thigh high boots while I go to bed.
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:20,
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OMG someone I work with is there right nowI think I was more excited for her than she was :)
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:06,
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Oh god my eyesI'll never look at you the same way again
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:15,
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Crikey love!You managed to score a direct slamdunk in that pint glass on the coffee table.
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Put it down!I've told you about that before and the stains take forever to come out of the carpet.
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:28,
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Yes you canI'd be honoured!
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:00,
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I'd like to retract my apology to K.C.For in fact I did tell C, because I wanted him to judge you and tell everyone else and have them judge you too.
Shew, I feel so much better.
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 21:55,
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That tooActually, No, I will never apologise for taking my penis out of something.
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KC?Him with the Sunshine Band?
Or something to do with Colonel Saunders?
I do wish I could keep up with all you young trendy folk with the internets...I'll get back to my knitting - doing a nice multiple orgasm this week.
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:01,
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Don't they make Skips?Prawn cocktail ones.
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:02,
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This is true.However, it's not the only reason.
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thealternativefact, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:09,
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I hate you because of your gay bike(
fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:14,
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Shouldn't that be cyclophobe?Or does your bike have a cock?
Oh wait...of course it does.
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thealternativefact, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:19,
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Why do you think he loves riding it so much?(
fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:24,
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Fucking glad I'm not going to see RJD with him nowI was jealous at first, but you just KNOW that he'll have been having some homocycle loving first
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:32,
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No, it's because you ride a GAY BIKE(
chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:19,
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HOORAY!You win the internet!
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:29,
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Sorry, I meant excellent racism(
fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:14,
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I would like to retract my apology to the people of Battlesbridge.It is a fucking shithole.
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:22,
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FFS, doesn't your cock do that precum thing as a warning?I've got DiTjizz on me now :(
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:30,
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The best kind of jizz.Provides strong, scandinavian types.
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:31,
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Geordie jizz sticks up wallpaper *paste*?(
Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:33,
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Yeah, it's got that northernmonkey gun in it's pocket approach(
fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:34,
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oh fuck offyou know what I meant.
condescending pedantic twat wanker cock gobbling tosser
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Yeah, that'll help win over his sexy wifeladygood going there Al
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:40,
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I don't hisi've got one of my own. And she's doubleplusawesomegood!
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Looking over your shoulder is she?Awwwwwwwww!
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:42,
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Hahahaha - and you let her meet some of us??(
Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:45,
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I couldn't think of a polite way to warn her off.Luckily she thinks you're all cunts and never wants to see you again, which makes it easier.
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That's remarkably perceptive of her.(
Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:50,
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This is true. Fuck knows how and why she puts up with you(
fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:45,
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Not before the ring's on her finger anywayToo late after that by my reckoning
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:50,
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Al has his *own* sexy wifelady.You'd think he wouldn't push his luck, looking like he does.
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:42,
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I'm sure Al and Vipros are the same person reallyI've never seen them both together
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:46,
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I'm actually DiT too.At least, that's what you must tell his mrs if she ever asks.
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MEATPUPPETThat's your mum that is
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:50,
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He has such a nice turn of phrase(
fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:25,
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Erm...Oh go on then, I can be nice for 30 seconds at a time. DiT has a lovely succulent arse that's just asking for a pounding
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:29,
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I AM NOT SOME KIND OF SEXUAL PLAYTHING.(
Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:32,
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I don't have a cock, so I wouldn't be the one doing the poundingI know someone who's got a spare though. He keeps it on his bike
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:35,
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Hey DiT, you like riding bikes dont you?(
fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:36,
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Yeah, but I don't have a cock on mine.Well, unless you count me, of course.
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:37,
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Exactly, you could borrow Al's and experience the heady rushes he gets from having a cock on his bikeNah, you're not enough of a terrible bastard to be a cock
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:39,
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I often think that al's bike must be like riding a razor blade.Give me my big fat tyres and a semi comfy seat any day.
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:40,
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You choose comfort over cock?What the fucks happened to you? You used to be cool man. Sadfaces
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:41,
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I had a bad experience.Waking up two nights in a row with Al's bell end thwapping against the end of my nose has put me right off.
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:43,
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You feeeeeelthy bastardyou loved it and I know you wake in the middle of the night, ITCHING to get back to Al's place to re-enact it all
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:47,
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He was itching because of the clap I gave him.I'm a filthy disease ridden slut
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That's not from DiT's arseNods
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:30,
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I'd just like to state now, for the record,I am a a card-carrying, dyed in the wool, homoskeptic.
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public apology posted in the main off topthe gist is - sorry to all, particularly bex and BGB
every now and again we use up all our twat cards
it got out of hand
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spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 23:33,
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bloody fine woman that bexbloody fine woman
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spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:54,
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She really fucking is you know,I can confirm this IRL in CAPS LOCK ON THE INTERNET.
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Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:58,
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