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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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turn of phrase tight arse.
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:27, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
Erm...
Oh go on then, I can be nice for 30 seconds at a time. DiT has a lovely succulent arse that's just asking for a pounding
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:29, Reply)
I AM NOT SOME KIND OF SEXUAL PLAYTHING.

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:32, Reply)
I don't have a cock, so I wouldn't be the one doing the pounding
I know someone who's got a spare though. He keeps it on his bike
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:35, Reply)
Hey DiT, you like riding bikes dont you?

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:36, Reply)
Yeah, but I don't have a cock on mine.
Well, unless you count me, of course.
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:37, Reply)
Exactly, you could borrow Al's and experience the heady rushes he gets from having a cock on his bike
Nah, you're not enough of a terrible bastard to be a cock
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:39, Reply)
I often think that al's bike must be like riding a razor blade.
Give me my big fat tyres and a semi comfy seat any day.
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:40, Reply)
You choose comfort over cock?
What the fucks happened to you? You used to be cool man. Sadfaces
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:41, Reply)
I had a bad experience.
Waking up two nights in a row with Al's bell end thwapping against the end of my nose has put me right off.
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:43, Reply)
You feeeeeelthy bastard
you loved it and I know you wake in the middle of the night, ITCHING to get back to Al's place to re-enact it all
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:47, Reply)
He was itching because of the clap I gave him.
I'm a filthy disease ridden slut
(Bazongaloid, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:53, Reply)
It's too tight.
Al's finger has gone all blue.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:29, Reply)
That's not from DiT's arse
Nods
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:30, Reply)
I'd just like to state now, for the record,
I am a a card-carrying, dyed in the wool, homoskeptic.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 23:01, Reply)

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