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*spaff*

(, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:29, 1 reply, 16 years ago)
FFS, doesn't your cock do that precum thing as a warning?
I've got DiTjizz on me now :(
(, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:30, Reply)
The best kind of jizz.
Provides strong, scandinavian types.
(, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:31, Reply)
But it doesn't stick up wallpaper paste
like geordie jizz does.
(, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:32, Reply)
Geordie jizz sticks up wallpaper *paste*?

(, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:33, Reply)
Yeah, it's got that northernmonkey gun in it's pocket approach

(, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:34, Reply)
oh fuck off
you know what I meant.

condescending pedantic twat wanker cock gobbling tosser
(, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:39, Reply)
Yeah, that'll help win over his sexy wifelady
good going there Al
(, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:40, Reply)
I don't his
i've got one of my own. And she's doubleplusawesomegood!
(, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:41, Reply)
Looking over your shoulder is she?
Awwwwwwwww!
(, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:42, Reply)
Nope i'd be mortified if she actually read this site!

(, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:44, Reply)
Hahahaha - and you let her meet some of us??

(, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:45, Reply)
I couldn't think of a polite way to warn her off.
Luckily she thinks you're all cunts and never wants to see you again, which makes it easier.
(, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:49, Reply)
That's remarkably perceptive of her.

(, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:50, Reply)
This is true. Fuck knows how and why she puts up with you

(, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:45, Reply)
I don't know either
And I'm hoping she never figures it out too.
(, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:46, Reply)
Not before the ring's on her finger anyway
Too late after that by my reckoning
(, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:50, Reply)
Al has his *own* sexy wifelady.
You'd think he wouldn't push his luck, looking like he does.
(, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:42, Reply)
I'm sure Al and Vipros are the same person really
I've never seen them both together
(, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:46, Reply)
I'm actually DiT too.
At least, that's what you must tell his mrs if she ever asks.
(, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:47, Reply)
Wait, so who am I then? Am I al?

(, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:49, Reply)
We are very close.
so maybe you are.
(, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:50, Reply)
MEATPUPPET
That's your mum that is
(, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:50, Reply)
you are me

(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 9:22, Reply)
Oooh! *handbags*

(, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:41, Reply)

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