It's one o clock and
I haven't done any work yet.

I found out that the panini I was eating for breakfast has toasted seeds on top that look like mouse droppings, so I've been leaving them on people's desks. Once they discover it I go over, eat it and say "yep, definitely a mouse dropping" and wander off.

I found out that I can make a noise that sounds like a dripping tap.

I spent about an hour on the net looking for hammocks for my office because I am tired. They're too pricey for me to claim on expenses (alas I'm not an MP)

So what have you done for procrastination recently? *heads off to lunch*
(The Oscillating Gibbon is eating curried squid, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:09, 7 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Well, I've successfully wasted a lot of time
loitering around here waiting for someone to ask me how I'm wasting my time, funnily enough.

I think I also overdosed on Sporcle and ChainFactor as I've taken to playing FreeCell instead.

I almost got some work done this morning. Almost. But I've to go and teach in three-quarters of an hour so it doesn't seem worth trying to get back into it.

Has the mouse poo scheme worked on anybody yet?
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:15, Reply)

Yeah it worked on the first couple of people
it helps that we currently have a mouse problem ;-D
(The Oscillating Gibbon is eating curried squid, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:18, Reply)

I trust you kept a mental note of where you'd actually left the seeds
And didn't end up eating real mouse poo by accident?
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:18, Reply)

Mouse poo is tastier probably

(The Oscillating Gibbon is eating curried squid, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:38, Reply)

I'll tell you in a minute.

( girlinthehole, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:19, Reply)

:'(
I waited a minute and you didn't reply :'(
(The Oscillating Gibbon is eating curried squid, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:39, Reply)

I can do the tap dripping noise
I learnt it from Rolf Harris on Cartoon Time!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:21, Reply)