Have they stopped licking your bottom on /talk?
Is that why you're here?
(TheColonel, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:08, 1 reply, 17 years ago)

You're all licking my arse now?

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:10, Reply)

If only we were worthy.
Who would you prefer to see as the man to take Middlesbrough back into the Premier League?

a) Alan "Hair Island" Shearer
b) Kevin "Permy Messiah who's actually just screwed Newcastle several times" Keegan
or
c) Chris "not good enough for permanent employment even though he's doing better than can be expected with such terrible players" Hughton
(TheColonel, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:22, Reply)

None of them are Middlesbrough men.
So I'd nominate Gary Glitter.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:22, Reply)

None of them being Middlesbrough men is the conundrum.
We'll take Ameobi off your hands aswell thank you.
(TheColonel, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:25, Reply)

Who's "we"?

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:26, Reply)

The Royal We

(TheColonel, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:26, Reply)

WGS????

( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:41, Reply)

WGS???
???
(TheColonel, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:23, Reply)