Liars are being sent to jail.. Fat people are having their fat kids removed from their fat hands... There's football on TV later...
This really IS already shaping up like JMG's Britain.
I hope you're all easing your way in.


Who has some questions I'll probably ignore?
We still didn't find anybody popular or important on here.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:22, 55 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Are you going to watch questiontime later
Smug Facist Nick Griffin's going to be on it.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:23, Reply)

Probably not.
Rating figures will probably go up in the North West and Yorkshire.
They're VERY racist places.
:(

It's like the 1950's.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:24, Reply)

I have a feeling that BNP supporters wouldn't even know what channel Questiontime is on.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:27, Reply)

They'll probably refer to it as the Eastenders channel.
:(
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:28, Reply)

I bet you can't wait for this weeks answers to /qotw.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:29, Reply)

"Logging on" will no doubt score highly.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:32, Reply)

by what criteria are you judging popularity and importance?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:23, Reply)

Piston_Broke is seen as POPULAR on /QFTW.
But my God is that man not important. Or interesting.
It's the standard I see /QFTW at.
:(



JMG is important, whilst at the same time straddling the bucking bronco of internet popularity.
There seems a lack of POPULAR AND IMPORTANT people, here.
I don't know, really..
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:26, Reply)

he's not popular
he is usually derided for being dull. we tolerate him though.

there certainly aren't any important people on here.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:30, Reply)

Do you
tolerate me?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:32, Reply)

I'm starting to think of you as a comedy sidekick

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:33, Reply)

Ace
That's pretty much where I am in my life!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:34, Reply)

*high fives*

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:36, Reply)

*twirls in a cape*
*runs off into the cake cave*

dun nuh nun nuh nun nah nun nahhhh
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:40, Reply)

You're on the front page of last weeks /qotw
Well done you
*patronising pat on the head*
(PsychoChomp, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:54, Reply)

Ooooh groovy man
For posting the truth as well, I mean, fucking hell, whatever next!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:03, Reply)

I
have a question you will probably ignore
(Halfy By light alone, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:25, Reply)

Dear JMG
Are you going to reply to every single QOTW post this week?
Lots of love,
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:40, Reply)

Some..
Some..
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:40, Reply)

it's going to be amusing
to watch.

I'd quite like to see some people getting as angry as they did during last week's question.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:43, Reply)

Rough people..
:(
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:45, Reply)

I don't know who will be more full of glee at this point.
The people posting crap on qotw or the /talk lot who troll them.
( girlinthehole, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:53, Reply)

I thought everyone was making fun of the topic?

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:55, Reply)

She's (very) defensive of /qotw

(PsychoChomp, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:58, Reply)

No I'm not.
I'm very defensive of getting bored.
( girlinthehole, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:58, Reply)

Is that why you're following me around?
I'm the CENTRE of internet interest.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:04, Reply)

Erm......OK!

( girlinthehole, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:06, Reply)

Come on..
Up the banter. It's JMG!
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:06, Reply)

Do you think
SpankyHanky will post anything this week?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:54, Reply)

He'll probably write at least 6 answers all of them shit
3 will involve him having a wank
3 will be FUCKING SHIT puns.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:57, Reply)

*yawns*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:42, Reply)

Is the Pope Catholic.
He'll probably spontaniously combust after 2 days.
( girlinthehole, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:57, Reply)

Haha
I was going to say something about his head exploding...
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:01, Reply)

do you think anyone else will get a chance?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:57, Reply)

Dear Mister The JMG
It has been a while since we've spoken, but then I count myself as one of the lucky ones with whom you have conversed in the past on subjects as diverse as football and cricket.

I, for one, salute JMGs Britain, and would like to vote for you. So I guess my question is this: when will JMG make the inevitable leap from Internet Important Personality to Politics?
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:53, Reply)

I thought he already had.
He's on question time tonight if I'm not mistaken.
( girlinthehole, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:58, Reply)

Some say I'm already very much in control of the internet vote.
Which party can claim this?
I'd like to think I'm already the country's third biggest party, and I haven't even had my first rally/orgy yet.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:58, Reply)

I can see it now!
Posters of JMG a hundred feet high! Gigantic screens spreading the Truth! Fatties working the fields! What a glorious time it shall be!
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:01, Reply)

The taking of France...
Fatapulting tubbies into the North Sea..
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:01, Reply)

*salutes*
*firm handshakes*
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:07, Reply)

Have they stopped licking your bottom on /talk?
Is that why you're here?
(TheColonel, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:08, Reply)

You're all licking my arse now?

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:10, Reply)

If only we were worthy.
Who would you prefer to see as the man to take Middlesbrough back into the Premier League?

a) Alan "Hair Island" Shearer
b) Kevin "Permy Messiah who's actually just screwed Newcastle several times" Keegan
or
c) Chris "not good enough for permanent employment even though he's doing better than can be expected with such terrible players" Hughton
(TheColonel, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:22, Reply)

None of them are Middlesbrough men.
So I'd nominate Gary Glitter.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:22, Reply)

None of them being Middlesbrough men is the conundrum.
We'll take Ameobi off your hands aswell thank you.
(TheColonel, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:25, Reply)

Who's "we"?

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:26, Reply)

The Royal We

(TheColonel, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:26, Reply)

WGS????

( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:41, Reply)

WGS???
???
(TheColonel, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:23, Reply)