That was the most outrageously uncalled-for banning EVER
but after that and almost two weeks of avoiding OT, somebody told me about CHCB getting engaged, I came back to congratulate her and found that the place was dying without me.

It's alright, you can all thank me later.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 12:01, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Stop trying to be like JMG
it wasn't funny the first time.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 12:02, Reply)

I'm not
but looking at the posts of the last week, this place has been dead during the daytime, it's like they've been deliberately trying to destroy the concept of humour
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 12:08, Reply)

what did you do ?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 12:03, Reply)

He posted a photo
of his own anus with a twix sticking out of it.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 12:11, Reply)

one finger
or two?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 12:12, Reply)

Twix implies the plural

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 12:13, Reply)

not necessarily
the single fingers you get are still called Twix
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 12:14, Reply)

I know
but I've written several letters of complaint to their head office about it, it ain't right and i'm not happy
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 12:18, Reply)

then you make them sorry

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 12:20, Reply)

How do I do that?
Send them photos of me eating creme eggs in the nude?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 12:25, Reply)

not eating, no

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 12:44, Reply)