It's Friday
thank christ.

I was thinking only yesterday how good it has been that this really annoying contract guy hadn't been in work for a couple of months. What do I see when I arrive this morning? The very same tosser's gay hairdressers car parked in the car park.

This day was already shaping up to be dull and long, now it's going to be shit as well.

I didn't watch question time last night cos I was at band practice. I've read some views on it below, but I need to hear more from people with more ridiculous viewpoints.

also, how are you?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 9:19, 91 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I'm only friends with non-violent members of the Women's Institute.
It's Friday. I've never been so glad to see a Friday. A whole two days of no work, lots of rest and quality time with kiddo.

I'm fucking stressed, but getting through. I like this new me.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 9:22, Reply)

good stuff
what did that idiot griffin say about the KKK?

glad there's a new you and it's a good one. well done
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 9:24, Reply)

Cheers.
Might finally work out where kiddo's living over the next few days, which'll most likely lead to a house move, social support and a new, stable start for us both.

I didn't watch Question Time but I saw snippets of it on Sky News this morning. It looks like he made himself out to be a professional idiot, or at least a gifted amateur.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 9:27, Reply)

that's great
stability is an excellent thing.

that was the desired outcome. Will have to have a butchers at the news later on
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 9:28, Reply)

I'm only friends with non violent militant homosexuals

(PsychoChomp, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 9:31, Reply)

Shame
Violent militant homosexuals are the best of all the homosexuals.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 9:33, Reply)

Red wine, pizza and a horror DVD for tonight.
I can't bloody wait.


Yippee!



Only one thing missing to make it perfect but hell who wants some guy sat next to me and hiding behind a cushion when the scary bits come on.

Edit - And I'm friends with everyone.
( girlinthehole, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 9:32, Reply)

what film?
Mrs V is still at home with flu, and I need to think of some films to get her to download for watching tonight. The only one I could think of was the latest harry potter....

any recommendations for recent films that are good? Nothing to strenuous on the brain, or heavy going.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 9:36, Reply)

I think it's called 30 days of night.
It's a vampire movie.

I've also recently watched The Loop, which was very funny.
( girlinthehole, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 9:40, Reply)

ah I want to watch that
I love vampire movies.

The Loop eh? *IMDBs*
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 9:41, Reply)

If you haven't seen District 9
it's definitely worth a gander.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 9:47, Reply)

ah, nice one
cheers
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 9:50, Reply)

I'd go so far as to say I really, really enjoyed it
And my 43-year old chick-flick-loving lady mate loved it too.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 9:56, Reply)

excellent
that is just the sort of film I'm after
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 10:00, Reply)

The Children
That's pretty good.

Eden Lake is also hghly recommended. I'm a big fan of horror and I've NEVER watched a film that shocked me as much as that did.

EDIT: And 'Strangers' - that was also a bit freaky. Mum & Dad is worth a watch as well.

I think that's all for now.
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 9:57, Reply)

I'm not a fan of most horror stuff
vampires, zombies and werewolves aren't very scary though, so I love those sort of films
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 9:58, Reply)

Same here
Not that I dislike fictional 'monsters', but I much prefer a horror with a sense of realism or a 'supernatural' plot (Ring, Shutter etc)
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 10:00, Reply)

I think I am saying the opposite to you
I prefer fictional monsters, but don't like the more psychological, supernatural stuff.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 10:01, Reply)

oh yeah!
Hee Hee. In that case I'll recommend Wrong Turn 2 as its simple, gory fun, and Outpost for its Nazi-Zombie-Ghost goodness.
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 10:13, Reply)

nazi-zombie-ghosts sound just up my street!

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 10:14, Reply)

There is a nazi-zombie film out at the moment called ... something? snow.
It's Swedish I think, but meant to be very good.
( girlinthehole, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 10:17, Reply)

not heard about it
I'll take a look
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 10:19, Reply)

Dead Snow
Not seen it yet but it's on order :0)
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 10:22, Reply)

cool, cheers
ah, I have heard of that. sounds great
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 10:23, Reply)

I'll give Eden lake a go.
*puts on list*

I love all horror films. Even the crap stuff.
( girlinthehole, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 10:01, Reply)

Aye, Eden Lake is meant to be ace
Unfortunately a mate told me the entire plot, which has somewhat ruined it for me. I'll still give it a watch.

I'm considering Universal Soldier tonight, as a mate is coming down, and he's never seen it!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 10:09, Reply)

I have Eden Lake at home.
I could drop it off on my way out.
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 10:14, Reply)

You're alright fella, cheers anyway
I think James would probably cry if he watched it, haha.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 10:27, Reply)

universal soldier
brilliant.


woman: "where is he?"
J-C V-D "around"
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 10:15, Reply)

My personal favourite
J-C V-D: You're discharged, Sarge.
*Turns on combine harvester*
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 10:28, Reply)

JC-VD
is just brilliant.

Bloodsport :D
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 11:09, Reply)

I love 30 Days of Night
Its ace, as are the comics! :D

Its not scary, just gory! Prepare for BLOOOOOOD!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 23 Oct 2009, 11:52, Reply)

Did anyone watch The culture show last night?
They've made a film of the book, 'The Road' by Cormack McCarthy.

Can't wait to see that.
( girlinthehole, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 10:13, Reply)

very bleak book wasn't it....
but yes, should make a good film.

Enjoy your evening !
( I_Was_Mordred, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 10:24, Reply)

Thanks hon!
I've just got to remember not to start drinking too early or else I'll nod off and miss the end of the film : )
( girlinthehole, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 10:30, Reply)

Another film to watch
Jumper - Hayden Christensen (? - Darth Vader bloke) and Billy Elliot chap, SLJ is in it as well.

Jolly good fun!
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 11:01, Reply)

saw that a while ago
not too bad

what was that film with Angeline Jolie, and the bending bullets?

is that any good?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 11:04, Reply)

Wanted
No, it's totally fucking gash. I'd rather stab myself with Biros than watch it again.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 11:06, Reply)

won't add that to the list then!

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 11:07, Reply)

But I enjoyed it!
Style over substance mindless unbelievable plot line sheer entertainment. CGI is good and the stunts ok.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 23 Oct 2009, 11:12, Reply)

I've rewatched the Matrix films over the last few weeks
and have concluded that they are all fucking awful.

The fighting is pretty cool, but it gets really over the top, and from the word go in the first film the acting and dialogue is some of the worst tripe ever to enter my dainty earholes.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 11:16, Reply)

I tried to watch Matrix Reloaded on telly the other night.
It was fucking dreadful, I'm embarrassed that I saw it in the cinema
(Bazongaloid, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 11:21, Reply)

revolutions is worse
don't watch it

I find the first one awful now too.

Equilibrium is a much better film.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 11:22, Reply)

Equilibrium is fucking awesome
especially when he cuts the guys face off.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 11:23, Reply)

I like it when he runs along
and stands on a gun which spins up over his shoulder ready to shoot people.

I might buy it.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 11:24, Reply)

Not as good as the bit where
he jumps through a locked door as the police shoot out the locks with shotguns, then he just lands in the middle of a dark room and all the sense offenders are shooting at him like 'pee-ow' 'pee-ow' 'bakkabakkabakka', but they all miss and the room flashes with every shot, and then they stop shooting and it goes quiet and dark for a second, before he stands up and shoots them all like 'BLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMINTHEHEADMOTHERFUCKERBLAM'
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 11:53, Reply)

I like the puppy

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 11:54, Reply)

I like your puppy

(Bazongaloid, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 11:55, Reply)

Sicko

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 11:56, Reply)

You're back from your step I see

(Bazongaloid, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 11:58, Reply)

did he get stepped?
what for?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 11:59, Reply)

Having sex with cr3 without asking him first

(Bazongaloid, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 12:01, Reply)

I wish
Becky got me banned because she's still bitter about me not giving her any more of the good stuff.

That and I called Gonzo a w*g
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 12:03, Reply)

ah
I remember seeing that thread.

silly boy.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 12:05, Reply)

Shut up you ni**er
Self-censorship makes me sad :C
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 12:11, Reply)

That's why my sig is STRIKE TWO
One more and I'm OUTTA HERE
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 12:01, Reply)

Woooo!!!!
Yeah!!!!!!

Where are you gonna go?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 12:02, Reply)

A better place
The novelty of my new job has just worn off, so I'll probably be back here for a while
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 12:04, Reply)

What was your old job?
and what is your new job?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 12:05, Reply)

I was working in admin for an architectural firm
now I'm IT support for a place that distributes gadgets and toys. I get to play at work, I'm like Tom Hanks in Big!
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 12:09, Reply)

That's so unfair
do you have a piano dance mat?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 12:11, Reply)

That was the most outrageously uncalled-for banning EVER
but after that and almost two weeks of avoiding OT, somebody told me about CHCB getting engaged, I came back to congratulate her and found that the place was dying without me.

It's alright, you can all thank me later.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 12:01, Reply)

Stop trying to be like JMG
it wasn't funny the first time.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 12:02, Reply)

I'm not
but looking at the posts of the last week, this place has been dead during the daytime, it's like they've been deliberately trying to destroy the concept of humour
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 12:08, Reply)

what did you do ?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 12:03, Reply)

He posted a photo
of his own anus with a twix sticking out of it.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 12:11, Reply)

one finger
or two?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 12:12, Reply)

Twix implies the plural

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 12:13, Reply)

not necessarily
the single fingers you get are still called Twix
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 12:14, Reply)

I know
but I've written several letters of complaint to their head office about it, it ain't right and i'm not happy
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 12:18, Reply)

then you make them sorry

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 12:20, Reply)

How do I do that?
Send them photos of me eating creme eggs in the nude?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 12:25, Reply)

not eating, no

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 12:44, Reply)

You'd like it more if it had pigtails

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 11:55, Reply)

heh
that could be said of anything
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 11:57, Reply)

*twists hair and ties back*

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 12:02, Reply)

*bums*

(Bazongaloid, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 12:02, Reply)

*gibbers*

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 12:02, Reply)

*gibbons*

(Bazongaloid, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 12:03, Reply)

*funkies*

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 12:04, Reply)

*oddies*

(Bazongaloid, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 12:05, Reply)

The film Jumper
was pretty good but was totally different to the book(s). The book Jumper is by Steven Gould and is one of my faves. Recommended!

www.amazon.co.uk/Jumper-Steven-Gould/dp/0812522370/
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 11:55, Reply)

Have you seen Push?
I quite liked it.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 11:58, Reply)

I think it was jolly good fun watching Nick Griffin get it pointed out to him
that all the left leaning liberals and politically aware conservatives think he's a cunt. I bet he didn't know that.

I also thought it was entirely pointless since all the retarded sun reading cunts who voted for his party will read about it in the sun today, or get told about it by their mate who can actually read the sun, rather than just looking at the tits, and they will still say the same thing "Fucking Immigrants coming over here, THE COUNTRY IS FUCKING FULL AINT IT FAAAAAAAACKIN PAKI IMMIGRANT POLISH CUNT FUNNY SMELLING GETTING MY JOB COUNCIL TAX ITS ALL BOLLOCKS AINT IT FAAAAAAAAACK"

So, for a nice middle class chap like me who keeps up with politics and listens to arguments both for and against immigration it was fun. As a way of "exposing" his views it was utter gash.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 11:20, Reply)

nice summary
and the sort of thing I was looking for
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 11:23, Reply)

Sorry to interrupt
but can I also recommend 'MONGOL'. It's alovely film and has lots of splattery blood in the right places, beautiful settings and is a cracking little film.
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 12:26, Reply)

I haven't seen Question time yet as I was going to watch it tonight on the puter.
You've spoiled the ending for me now : (
( girlinthehole, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 11:26, Reply)

It's worth watching
It actually has quite a lot of funny moments, if a bit shouty.

Also, Jack Straw comes across as pissed at the beginning.
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 11:42, Reply)

Indeed!
The same discussion, with same participants, without audience members would make for much more interesting viewing.

It was all a bit to 'heated' to be anywhere near a fair debate, and the clowns outside certainly didn't help matters.
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 12:25, Reply)

I disagree, it was a perfectly fair debate
It just appears strange because you very rarely get to see a debate where one party has a completely indefensible stance.

The problem with it is that, as some chap on the telly said this morning, there are three types of people who vote BNP: Fucking stupid racists; People who don't understand politics; and people who feel let down by the other political parties.

Bashing Griffin wont affect any of those groups, and the first two groups do not comprise that many people and probably aren't worth bothering with as there will always be some people like that.

But if the main parties were to actually engage the third group on their fears and demonstrate that they are actually unfounded i.e. we are not being over run, we are not a "full" country etc. then you can get them to engage in mainstream politics and not to vote extremists with no policies into power.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 12:42, Reply)

I agree with this as well
I'm quite agreeable today.
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 13:12, Reply)