You were NEVER funnier than me
you're a hanger on al, a comedy clagnut if you will
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 12:11, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I think she's got
me on ignore again.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 12:17, Reply)

That's not a bad idea.

( thealternativefact, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 12:18, Reply)

Oi!
watch it you. Have your RJD tickets arrived yet? Mine haven't and neither have my slayer tickets.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 12:20, Reply)

No, but I don't think the RJD tickets get posted until nearer the time.
I am scared about the Slayer tickets, but I did call the company and confirm they'd been reserved.
( thealternativefact, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 12:27, Reply)

I got an e-mail a couple of weeks back
saying sorry for the delay in issuing the tickets. There is still a month to go.

I may get so excited I spontaneously ejaculate.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 12:29, Reply)

I might write to them.
It's all too important.
( thealternativefact, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 12:32, Reply)

She does
Post an apology for everything you've ever done, and I'll copy and paste it so she sees
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 12:21, Reply)

Okay
Dearest Poppet,

I gave you a second chance but you just hurt me again. I think this is a sad state of affairs as I was looking forward to meeting you at the airport with a little Union Jack Flag and some warm beer, but alas I will just have to wait in the pub like everyone else.

I still think of you when I'm cuddling my fiancee. I'm willing to give it another go, but I just need you to promise not to hurt me like that again.

All my love

althegeordie.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 12:25, Reply)

Aww, sweet

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 12:26, Reply)