In my current precarious place
I'm staying right away from hallucinogens for the time being.

Maybe tonight I will just have a hot bath, get biblically stoned and play a load of records for the benefit of my cat.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 13:30, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

sounds good

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 13:39, Reply)

that sounds like plan
a reefer IN the bath as well, happy days, get browsing the records you haven't played for years and revel in how great they sound, like i done the other day with a load of half man half biscuit 12 inches, after 20 years, they still sound more dynamic than most cd's of today..however, once you have had a few doobs, played a few choice tunes, you look to see that is only 11pm, you might start getting twitchy, one last weekend of excess.....

....by 11:20, you're halfway to your favourite hostelry with the promise of a gak fest ringing in your ears. that's the bit you should try and avoid, if possible.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 13:39, Reply)

It's like you have webcam trained on my daily life
Uncanny, old son. Uncanny.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 13:41, Reply)

ha
i've upped the number of webcams to four and your snooping ex has just subscribed to the live feed ;-)

seriously though, if you can manage through one night at least, and by rights you should be tired, then saturday morning should see you less stressed and mentally galvanised...plus the fact you had an early night and you now deserve to treat yourself to a 24 hour binge of Montana like proportions!
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 13:50, Reply)

Sage advice, my friend

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 13:57, Reply)

I've had many a happy bath with a tankard of beer
a fat reefer and a good book. one of the greatest pleasures in life!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 13:49, Reply)

I think I make them too hot and/or full
I get all set up, hop in the tub and halfway through smoking a 'number' and having got through half a page of my book, I start spinning out. I'm gonna do a Jim Morrison one of these days...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 13:52, Reply)

heh
been there. that's where the icy beer comes in handy
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 13:54, Reply)

my situation means that those
aquatic based reefers never happen..i would end up getting it wet, then getting more stressed than i was before i started. i usually decant to the garage and play some darts whilst i indulge, the stuff i have absolutely stinks, in a good way of course
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 14:06, Reply)

naturally
darts and reefers are also a good combo

my mate ended up throwing a dart into his acoustic guitar though. fucking hilarious after the initial shock of thinking it was my brand new one.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 14:15, Reply)

ye canny beat it, the game of kings.
In all my years i still haven't managed a 180. the mad skillz required to be consistently good at darts is off the scale. I went to see some live darts earlier this year, the atmosphere was also off the scale, Raymond 'barney' Barneveld claimed it was the best reception he had ever had in his career, and i don't doubt it.

I was there as a guest of Virgin, the main sponsors, back-stage passes, the lot.....and after 4 hours of malt whiskey with glayva as a mixer, i ended up putting the hospital into hospitality, and woke up with my head having 6 stitches inserted into it. Apparently I slipped and bashed my head off the ground, quite spectacularly.

Scary stuff though, being knocked out. The missus was ever so proud :-/
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 14:28, Reply)

sounds eventful!

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 14:30, Reply)

I'm proud too
Good work. Extremely good work.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 14:34, Reply)

total fannybaws
more like it...funny thing was, i didn't even a hangover or anything the next day, felt great actually!m although i insisted that had i had a cheeky reefer, i wouldn't have gotten so mangled on the bevvy and disaster would have been averted. smoke is good for applying the booze brakes, keeps things under control.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 14:41, Reply)