No.
I've already got my shoes. They're electric blue shiny faux-snakeskin from Peacocks, only cost a tenner, and I'm decorating them with glittery clip-on earrings and ribbon.

Stylish.

The groom intends to wear a skirt so yeah, a bit girly.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Sat 24 Oct 2009, 16:10, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

That sounds far too normal
I always imagined if you got married, you'd skysurf into the ceremony on a board shaped like a giant cock
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Sat 24 Oct 2009, 16:12, Reply)

^This.
See, we should so hire you as the wedding planner.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Sat 24 Oct 2009, 16:15, Reply)

I'll do it
as long as I don't have to snog Matthew McConaughy

FUCK YOU, MATTHEW
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Sat 24 Oct 2009, 16:17, Reply)

Your arse isn't big enough, Monkey from the Block.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Sat 24 Oct 2009, 16:23, Reply)

Neither's hers
It's all just a big media-induced myth; she actually had a glutectomy years ago, and nobody even noticed
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Sat 24 Oct 2009, 16:27, Reply)