Parma Violets are a contentious issue on this board
and should only be brought up under adult supervision.

People who don't like them should be gathered up and burned in big ovens.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Sat 24 Oct 2009, 16:19, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

That's why I felt the urge to mention it
My manager is obviously one of The Others, and if it weren't for the fact that she actually gave me some Parma Violets I probably would have yelled at her for her stupidity.
For the record, I like them.
(Paolo Nutini's Bikini Better than Frederick Fleet's optometrist, Sat 24 Oct 2009, 16:28, Reply)

YOU'RE ON THE WINNING TEAM

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Sat 24 Oct 2009, 16:28, Reply)

GO TEAM VIOLET!!
Wait, that doesn't sound right...
(Paolo Nutini's Bikini Better than Frederick Fleet's optometrist, Sat 24 Oct 2009, 16:30, Reply)

Let's fill a room with billions of Parma Violets, get naked
and get our sexy on.

Flam-Flam can come too, but only if she wears a strappy
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Sat 24 Oct 2009, 16:31, Reply)

Billions of Parma Violets?
Do you think I'm made of money?
I have got a strappy she can borrow though. It might need a scrub beforehand mind. *cough*
(Paolo Nutini's Bikini Better than Frederick Fleet's optometrist, Sat 24 Oct 2009, 16:42, Reply)

They're like 10p for twenty
Together we could afford to drown the world with them.

And you do realise that when I say 'strappy', I mean strap-on nappy?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Sat 24 Oct 2009, 16:43, Reply)

Yeah, that's why I said it needs a scrub. Pesky baby poop. Gets everywhere.
And that still works out at about 5 million quid. It'd be cheaper to fill a box with Parma Violets and take turns sticking our heads in it.
(Paolo Nutini's Bikini Better than Frederick Fleet's optometrist, Sat 24 Oct 2009, 16:48, Reply)