I have an 8 year old daughter
this makes me uber-old by anybody's standards
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 16:18, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

this is true

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 16:19, Reply)

That's why I find it so hard to write the next line...
I want the truth to be said
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 16:20, Reply)

Que?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 16:21, Reply)

True, by Spandau Ballet
you bum nugget
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 16:22, Reply)

I only know a few words of Spandau Ballet lyrics
none of them come from that song
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 16:24, Reply)

You should know that song
it's frickin amazing. Especially when you see them live. Like I did.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 16:25, Reply)

Tony Hadley
is your daddy
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 16:26, Reply)

I've seen Tony Hadley live
it was at a massive work party in Holland. I was utterly hammered on free booze.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 16:27, Reply)

and you wanked off because you thought it was a live sex show?

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 16:28, Reply)

no
well, not as far as I know anyway, and no one mentioned anything.

One of my ex-colleagues snogged another colleague who was married, ex-colleague's long-term boyfriend saw, which lead to some kind of complaint being filed, despite the fact that she was slutty mcslutterson when drunk and the married guy getting a bollocking.

he wasn't guiltless obviously, but it was far from entirely his fault.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 16:31, Reply)

I go told off for making a similar assertion yesterday
so fuck you Vipros, don't make excuses for your BASTARD man friend who was a BASTARD's BASTARD. He was fully to blame.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 16:33, Reply)

You won't be saying that in 15 years
when you're sticking it up your secretary
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 16:34, Reply)

who told you off?
it was clearly a case of takes two to tango.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 16:38, Reply)

Wow
it's like reading Eastenders
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 16:33, Reply)

Always believe in your soul
You're indestructible
indestructible
indestructible
destructible
destructible
destructible and repeat
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 16:25, Reply)

He's neither romantic nor new
I can see why there would be confusion.
( djtrialprice, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 16:22, Reply)