Hey you!
That Tube is so confusing.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 17:15, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

How so?
Its all colour-coded and such like, its not too scary once you use it a few times!! :)
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 26 Oct 2009, 17:16, Reply)

I think she's confused by the trains
How did they get there? Where do they come from? What do they eat and where do they live?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 17:18, Reply)

I'm not that stupid
They're part of the dinosaur family.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 17:21, Reply)

The answers to all of those questions...
tube mice!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 26 Oct 2009, 17:22, Reply)

Are they like smarties tubes
but with legs and long tails?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 17:23, Reply)

Yes

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 26 Oct 2009, 17:23, Reply)

Awesome!

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 17:24, Reply)

I think it's the direction I worry about.
And it's so fast. I feel like the Country Mouse when I'm there.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 17:19, Reply)

You say that
I was too for about a week, I was polite and apologised and was too scared to get on any train which was even half full... but after a week something changes and you turn into a bastard who doesn't give a shit, then you start pushing and shoving with everyone else!!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 26 Oct 2009, 17:21, Reply)

I just take step-by-step instructions
So maybe a bit of figuring it out for myself is in order!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 17:24, Reply)

You just need a tube map
and a stabby umbrella, the rest takes care of itself! :D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 26 Oct 2009, 17:27, Reply)

You don't need to take one with you
they're on the walls of every station. I don't know my way around london, but if you ask me to go somewhere I'll be able to find it easily on the tube
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 17:28, Reply)

A good point
But they usually have 1,000 confused people surrounding them so its better to have a portable tiny version rather than queue with the tourists!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 26 Oct 2009, 17:30, Reply)

Ahhh.... I felt like that too when I was about 15
but it's quite simple when you get used to it.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 17:22, Reply)