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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
you just want to put your
stupid beard thing down the middle
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djtrialprice, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 21:38,
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16 years ago)
I want to plait it
with beckys bottom hair.
Or I would if I hadn't trimmed it short a month or so back.
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Bazongaloid, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 21:41,
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that is a very scary mental image
10 internet points to you sir
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djtrialprice, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 21:53,
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Oi, I've just had a shower and smell nice like a girl again instead of a beast of burden
you can't help having a stupid beard, a ghey bike and a cock that smells of putrid cabbage and rancid wee
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 21:56,
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*sniffs*
Mmmmmmm, smells like girl
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djtrialprice, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 21:58,
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Even looks like one sometimes too :)
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 22:08,
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*bursts in*
LIES!
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 22:15,
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Fuck you, you fucking fuck
How do you like them apples?
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 22:17,
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*gives it both barrels*
Apple Sauce, bitch.
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 22:18,
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Shhh...Ugly Betty's on
I mean I'm studying...yes studying :)
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 22:23,
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Shhh... *screams* I'm bumping
Betty' your face
That's pretty bad even by my standards. G'night b3ta, I quit.
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djtrialprice, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 22:36,
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