I'm squiffy on the internet.

( girlinthehole, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 20:54, 56 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

The popular TV squirrel from the 70's?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 20:59, Reply)

Eh!
Don't you mean secret squirrel?
( girlinthehole, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 21:00, Reply)

Drunker than a shithouse rat?
Or just mildly giggly?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 21:03, Reply)

Mildy giggly.
I do have work in the morning : )
( girlinthehole, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 21:14, Reply)

It's always good to check these things
What's the occasion?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 21:24, Reply)

I need an occasion?
Erm...........It's somebodies birthday somewhere : )
( girlinthehole, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 21:25, Reply)

You should totally read my post on QOTW and vote for it before you sober up.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 21:07, Reply)

STOP PIMPING YOU CUNT

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 21:11, Reply)

I CAN'T HELP IT!
I NEED VALIDATION ON THE INTERNET OR I CEASE TO EXIST!
(Bazongaloid, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 21:11, Reply)

Is this because I didn't validate you this morning when I first saw you pimping?
So you've decided to spread your vociferous bilge elsewhere? Shame on you Al :(
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 21:13, Reply)

Yep
If you had just said you liked it, I would have accepted it and moved on. But you didn't. YOU DIDN'T!
(Bazongaloid, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 21:16, Reply)

I was in a hurry and going to be late and reading it on my phone and skimmed it and couldn't be arsed and and and
falls over
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 21:24, Reply)

*moves dog*

(Bazongaloid, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 21:25, Reply)

Too late
for I have fallen and shall never rise again. Sadface
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 21:30, Reply)

Oh no!
Now you will have to forgo the pizza and beer the DiT and flim flam will provide in gratitude for us stealing their underwear.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 21:32, Reply)

Hey hey hey, check it out, I'm almost standing again
just need a little help on the old metatarsals and phalanges and I'll be reet ,)
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 21:35, Reply)

How's your gluteus maximus?
Need a massage?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 21:37, Reply)

you just want to put your
stupid beard thing down the middle
( djtrialprice, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 21:38, Reply)

I want to plait it
with beckys bottom hair.

Or I would if I hadn't trimmed it short a month or so back.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 21:41, Reply)

that is a very scary mental image
10 internet points to you sir
( djtrialprice, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 21:53, Reply)

Oi, I've just had a shower and smell nice like a girl again instead of a beast of burden
you can't help having a stupid beard, a ghey bike and a cock that smells of putrid cabbage and rancid wee
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 21:56, Reply)

*sniffs*
Mmmmmmm, smells like girl
( djtrialprice, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 21:58, Reply)

Even looks like one sometimes too :)

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 22:08, Reply)

*bursts in*
LIES!
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 22:15, Reply)

Fuck you, you fucking fuck
How do you like them apples?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 22:17, Reply)

*gives it both barrels*
Apple Sauce, bitch.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 22:18, Reply)

Shhh...Ugly Betty's on
I mean I'm studying...yes studying :)
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 22:23, Reply)

Shhh... *screams* I'm bumping Betty' your face

That's pretty bad even by my standards. G'night b3ta, I quit.
( djtrialprice, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 22:36, Reply)

Phalanges sounds very rude......
.....or is that just me?
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 21:47, Reply)

They're just bones lovely
It's the os penis you wanna watch out for!
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 21:54, Reply)

I'm very happy for you, and I'mma going to let you finish, but my QOTWs this week are the greatest qotw awnsers of all week.
www.b3ta.com/questions/fetishes/post549389/
www.b3ta.com/questions/fetishes/post548144/
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 21:12, Reply)

Totally buying a mac in a few weeks time
*glees*

Yay for spending money I don't really have !
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 21:10, Reply)

Wooooooo!
Go Mac Go!
(Bazongaloid, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 21:12, Reply)

I'm torn between the high end 21.5" and the low end 27".
I went to PC World to day to take a look at them, but they didn't have a 27" one for me to see. I love the 21.5" one I looked at though.

That plus my current 24" screen will give me a huge desktop real-estate,=.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 21:14, Reply)

Fuck PC World
I presume you wouldn't actually buy one from them.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 21:19, Reply)

It was just a place to see them.
I might get the final one at the apple store in Brent Cross. Apple at PC World is actually employeed by apple and not PC World, the guy seemed to know what he was talking about.

Plus, if it's PC World doing the financing i'll go for, then I can't see how it'll go wrong.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 21:20, Reply)

Haha!
For a moment I thought you meant a waterproof coat.
( girlinthehole, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 21:17, Reply)

One day I'll have a wife and kids and a dog and a car and a....[etc, really long list].... and a rainproof mac.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 21:19, Reply)

and a mortgage and 2.4 veg ;o)
*smooshes Gonz*
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 21:42, Reply)

*Sqishes Lady T*
Maybe, if I play my cards right.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 22:40, Reply)

*touches BGB's foof*
*runs away giggling like a mong on LSD*
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 21:36, Reply)

You don't have to be scared of my boobies anymore.
I took my piercings out.
( girlinthehole, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 21:37, Reply)

Hurrays!
I'm a bit squiffy too, at both ends :(
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 21:40, Reply)

Oh dear : (
I'm buying a new bed and mattress for your visit. How do you like your mattress, soft , medium or firm?
( girlinthehole, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 21:42, Reply)

I like my mattresses soft and my cocks firm :-P
No need for the purchase though pet, I was perfectly comfortable the last time!
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 21:45, Reply)

I'm getting one anyway so now is as good a time as any.

( girlinthehole, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 21:47, Reply)